Evening Republican, Volume 15, Number 272, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 17 November 1911 — No Hurry. [ARTICLE+ILLUSTRATION]

No Hurry.

A countryman who had been henpecked all his life was about to die. His wife felt it her duty to offer him such consolation as she might,, and said: "John, you are about to go, but I will follow you.” “I suppose so, Manda,” said the old man, meekly; "but*, so far as I am concerned, you don’t need to be in Any hurry about it”—Buffalo Enquirer.

“Why are you breaking up housekeeping?” “My wife’s doctor says, she’ll have to take Fldo to a different climate.”

“I see a man fell downstairs last week and cured himself of rheumatism by breaking both of bls legs.” “The fellow with a sore throat would be taking'an awful chance.”

“When the teacher heard me swear, she asked me where I learned it.” “What did you tell her?” /- "Oh! I didn't give you away; 1 blamed it on the parrot.”

GOING AWAY.

BREAK HIS NECK.

tiler GOT A REWARD..