Evening Republican, Volume 15, Number 269, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 14 November 1911 — Any OIL to Order. [ARTICLE]

Any OIL to Order.

She had been married a week, but she wasn’t going to show it She had spent half the morning scrubbing the newness off her shopping bag and the other half in practicing a supercilious droop of the eyelids before her mirror. And she was quite sure of herself as she sailed Into the local department store. - * . “Yeis, madam’’’asked the floorwalker in a voice of milk and honey, “and what can I show you?” \ “I want—something In oil,” she de*, manded, “suitable for my dining room.” "Quite so, madam; quite so,” said the floorwalker, gazing meditatively at her wedding ring. "Would you prefer salad oil, oilcloth, oil paintings, or sardines?” —Rehobeth Sunday Herald.