Evening Republican, Volume 15, Number 267, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 11 November 1911 — Page 2 Advertisements Column 1 [ADVERTISEMENT]

:>•' vfgfcmrf oar Except - »>-- WSNSSKIJK" INDIANA. i'.j,,' ""r..ij... !U- ..jli—.,~—JiL!r.ii!! i .;"n, i ;.; i !sa *”***. may «o on the stag* bi A roF&i flrMiE. tt baseball were taught In the ■ehoola there would be no truancy. Will college football set about to fagual aviation’s record of fatalities? Headlines are made for the laxy who do not care to do much reading. When a Joy rider Is driving a motor car while watching a biplane he to certainly up to date. Tr " What's the use of going over Niagara Falla in a barrel when you can buy an aeroplane? “The cost of living In Chicago la cheaper than It Is in Nevt York.” But who wants to live In Chicago? Some pessimistic perspn has predicted a cold winter. Btill. he may be In teres ted in a woolen factory. Chicago theaters are to be perfumed. but the stock yards will keep on doing business at the old stand. Has anybody stopped to figure out what was done with all the money before people began to buy automobiles? Over 92.000.000 young lobsters have been liberated off the Maine coast Just in time for the theatrical season. A woman who wedded a poet complains he couldn’t support her. Evidently she found married life blank An inventive person In Boston la amid to have boilt an automatic woman that talks. It wouldn't be a wo man if it didn’t y ■■■■■ ■■■■ The fellow who looked Into the gun to find out whether It was loaded is now adding to the gayety of nations by eating toadstools.

The pastor who declared childless wives should be deported struck a heavy blow at the attendance upon the annual mothers' congress. A writer says thdl every time two people are married one of them wins a great victory. Yes, we were licked that way once ourselves. A Jerseyite suffering from rheumatism came in contact with a live wire and was cured. However, It la not likely that live wires will become popular. M A Cleveland woman baa secured a divorce notwithstanding the fact that her husband did not chew, smoke, drink, swear nor stay out at night Perhaps he snored. Several times roosters have been enjoined from crowing, but It took an lowa court the other day to enjoin onions from smelling. Tbis may properly be defined as strong action. In Brooklyn a woman has secured a divorce because her husband carried out the garbage for another lady. Evidently they do not regard loving one's neighbor as a virtue In Brooklyn. Andre Jaegersctamldt. who traveled around the world In forty days, la a Frenchman We mention this merely to prevent our readers from gaining the Impression that he Is an Irishman. In autumn, more than ever, we realise that the year that promised so moch tn Its gladsome springtime, moves In an inerrable cycle, subservient to the tnflnlte nind eternal law of causation. Speaking of easy money, a Chicago girl has just inherited $20,000 because her name Is Jane. Resides, being named Jane la Its own reward. A New Jersey hotel keeper has Issued an order prohibiting bis waitresses from talking to traveling men who eat In his fiining-room. He must want to get rid of the patronage or the traveling men We are told that a hawk tried to pick a diamond stud out of the attirt front of an unsuspecting citizen or New Jersey Those Jersey hawks are becoming almost as formidable as Jersey *skeeters City Forester Frost of Chicago proposes a new manual for the boy scouts. Instead of marching about with toy guns, he would have them equipped wlth-grubbthg hoes and dispatched In a war of extermination against the weeds of Chicago This would result in two things good for the boys—they would learn the names of the weeds and would secure healthful exercise It would benefit the public by doing eway with the weeds m Man now flies higher than the birds. The latter are not spurred on b? gasoA baby has been bom tn a fashionable New York , residence hotel. In these get-rlch-quidk days It Is becoming increasingly difficult to guard social lines In the metropolis. mstfc&t —• * The canals of Mars have been photographed There Is no evidence, however. In these pictures that the ■r£f !^ ve th< i Panama c * na open rave