Evening Republican, Volume 15, Number 267, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 11 November 1911 — Page 2

:>•' vfgfcmrf oar Except - »>-- WSNSSKIJK" INDIANA. i'.j,,' ""r..ij... !U- ..jli—.,~—JiL!r.ii!! i .;"n, i ;.; i !sa *”***. may «o on the stag* bi A roF&i flrMiE. tt baseball were taught In the ■ehoola there would be no truancy. Will college football set about to fagual aviation’s record of fatalities? Headlines are made for the laxy who do not care to do much reading. When a Joy rider Is driving a motor car while watching a biplane he to certainly up to date. Tr " What's the use of going over Niagara Falla in a barrel when you can buy an aeroplane? “The cost of living In Chicago la cheaper than It Is in Nevt York.” But who wants to live In Chicago? Some pessimistic perspn has predicted a cold winter. Btill. he may be In teres ted in a woolen factory. Chicago theaters are to be perfumed. but the stock yards will keep on doing business at the old stand. Has anybody stopped to figure out what was done with all the money before people began to buy automobiles? Over 92.000.000 young lobsters have been liberated off the Maine coast Just in time for the theatrical season. A woman who wedded a poet complains he couldn’t support her. Evidently she found married life blank An inventive person In Boston la amid to have boilt an automatic woman that talks. It wouldn't be a wo man if it didn’t y ■■■■■ ■■■■ The fellow who looked Into the gun to find out whether It was loaded is now adding to the gayety of nations by eating toadstools.

The pastor who declared childless wives should be deported struck a heavy blow at the attendance upon the annual mothers' congress. A writer says thdl every time two people are married one of them wins a great victory. Yes, we were licked that way once ourselves. A Jerseyite suffering from rheumatism came in contact with a live wire and was cured. However, It la not likely that live wires will become popular. M A Cleveland woman baa secured a divorce notwithstanding the fact that her husband did not chew, smoke, drink, swear nor stay out at night Perhaps he snored. Several times roosters have been enjoined from crowing, but It took an lowa court the other day to enjoin onions from smelling. Tbis may properly be defined as strong action. In Brooklyn a woman has secured a divorce because her husband carried out the garbage for another lady. Evidently they do not regard loving one's neighbor as a virtue In Brooklyn. Andre Jaegersctamldt. who traveled around the world In forty days, la a Frenchman We mention this merely to prevent our readers from gaining the Impression that he Is an Irishman. In autumn, more than ever, we realise that the year that promised so moch tn Its gladsome springtime, moves In an inerrable cycle, subservient to the tnflnlte nind eternal law of causation. Speaking of easy money, a Chicago girl has just inherited $20,000 because her name Is Jane. Resides, being named Jane la Its own reward. A New Jersey hotel keeper has Issued an order prohibiting bis waitresses from talking to traveling men who eat In his fiining-room. He must want to get rid of the patronage or the traveling men We are told that a hawk tried to pick a diamond stud out of the attirt front of an unsuspecting citizen or New Jersey Those Jersey hawks are becoming almost as formidable as Jersey *skeeters City Forester Frost of Chicago proposes a new manual for the boy scouts. Instead of marching about with toy guns, he would have them equipped wlth-grubbthg hoes and dispatched In a war of extermination against the weeds of Chicago This would result in two things good for the boys—they would learn the names of the weeds and would secure healthful exercise It would benefit the public by doing eway with the weeds m Man now flies higher than the birds. The latter are not spurred on b? gasoA baby has been bom tn a fashionable New York , residence hotel. In these get-rlch-quidk days It Is becoming increasingly difficult to guard social lines In the metropolis. mstfc&t —• * The canals of Mars have been photographed There Is no evidence, however. In these pictures that the ■r£f !^ ve th< i Panama c * na open rave

BANNER FOOTBALL SEASON IS PREDICTED

The 1911 football season will be one of the most important in the history of the gridiron game. Fully 1,000 important games will be played throughout the country, and the game played under the new rules, which make for open play, promises to enjoy Its unusual popularity. Three more of the big eastern colleges are trying the graduate coaching system this year— Yale, Princeton and Syracuse. One of the big features o fthe season ■drill be the meeting of Harvard and Princeton at Princeton, on Novem-

MAKE-UP OF MICHIGAN TEAM

Rather Peculiar Because of Fact That Most of Btars Hall From One of Three Cities. The make-up of the first team that Coach Yost of Michigan has been lining up is peculiar because of the fact that the men for the most part hall from one of'three towns. Ann Arbor contributes three. Captain Conklin, Bogle and Allmendinger, all linemen. Detroit furnishes five, of whom four were on the central high team together, white the fifth was playing for D. U. S. They are Garrels, Craig, Patterson and Torbet from Central and Pontius from the Elmwood school. Saginaw sends two of the other three men. Carpell and Thomson, who played on the same team in the northern town. The eleventh and most famous piay--4r on the team, by virtue of his having won a place on Camp’s All-Ameri-can team, Stan Wells, hails from Ohio, and from a town that was only known to its inhabitants until Wells made the two forward passes that

Frank Picard.

took the ball down to the three-yard line In the Minnesota game, and’ then made the remaining three yards on two bucks through the left side of the Minnesota line. Amon the players to occupy a prom*, inent position on the second team is Frank Picard of Saginaw, of last year's reserves.

Weather Now Interferes.

Football has so degenerated that It Is coming to be looked upon as unusual when teams practice in spite of rain. It used to be that 'key gloried '•a that sort of weather.

McDevitt, Right Tackle on Yale Team.

ber 4. They last met 14 years ago, when the Tigers lowered the Crimson colors. Harvard, too, will play the Carlisle Indians at Cambridge this year.

Vail Returns to Badgers.

.Rowing Coach Harry Vail asserted the other day he would not return to Harvard. He said he had accepted the proposition of the University <of Wisconsin, and will take up his duties as head coach at the Wisconsin iqstltution. , I

STORY OF A BASEBALL CYNIC

Once Famous Pitcher Couldn’t Be Induced to Sell 1 Milk to One of New Generation. Young Warhop, the pitching sensation of the year In the American league, can now and then be coaxed Into telling stories, says a writer in the Cincinnati Tlmes-Star. One was of an early adventure, when he had reached the stage of worship for successful practitioners of the noble art of baseball, without having attained to any notable eminence himself. “One of my early heroes,” said he, “was an old pitcher. He had been a leading figure in the game in the days of its development. Then he became an umpire, but a somewhat hasty temper kept him from complete success. He finally quit the game definitely, under a rain of pdp bottles, and only now and then could be persuaded to talk of the old tricks he had once used with effect In order to five he had opened a dairy. Every morning he drove aboqt the streets and delivered milk.

“I rode with him one day. We came to a new house and the freshly laundered curtains in the window told that the owner had just moved in. The old pitcher, on the alert fdr a possible new customer, knocked at the door. A good looking young woman responded to his knock, he stated his errand, and she thanked him for his courtesy. “ ’This is our first day In our new home,’ said she, ’and I have been wondering where I could get good milk. I’ll take two bottles now.* "The old pitcher gave her two bottles, and as be truned to go she said: ‘Why, aren’t you Mr. Juggins, who used to be the famous pitcher?* “The old man said he was, very sourly. His blood used to curdle when ball playing was referred to. He wanted to know why she referred to his past “‘Oh.’ said she, ’didn’t you know? Why, my husband is a professional ball player himself.’ ‘Gimme back that milk.’ said Juggins. Giddap.’ ”

Would Bite Once.

Josh Devore of the New York Giants says he will try anything once. In Pittsburgh the Giants bean at the Hotel Schenley. a tavern of considerable class. Devore. Matty, Wilson and Wlltse were putting the finishing touches to dinner there one evening on the last trip wJien Matty, after perusing the bill of fare to see If anything' had escaped him. remarked: ~ i "Josh, the cuisine here Is great, don’t you think so?" “You can search me,” replied Josh. “I never tried It Walter, bring me some cuisine with my tee cream and coffee.”

Picks American Tennis Team.

The make up of the American lawn tennis team that will visit Australia, this winter In quest of the Davis cup, was announced the other day. The selections are: William A Lamed, the national champion; Maurice El McLoughlin. the winner of the All-Comers tournament at Newport and Beals C Wright, the runner-up to McLaughlin. . . % in

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IN THE BOX.

Willie Rock —Say, Johnnie, I don’t want to play In your yard.

Some Shakespeare Statistics.

A Shakespearean enthusiast with a turn for statistics has discovered that the plays contain 106,007 lines and 814,780 yords. “Hamlet” is the longest play, with 3,930 lnies, and' the '“Comedy of Errors” the shortest, with 1,777 lines. Altogether the plays contain 1,227 characters, of which 157 are females. The longest part is that of Hamlet. The part with the longest Vord in It is that of Costard in “Love’s Labor Lost,” who tells Moth that he Is “not so long by the head as honor!ficabilitudinitatibus.”

A Fly Paradiss.

First Housefly—Howdy, old pal? What sort of a season have you had? Second Fly—Much the same as usuaL Didn’t take any outing this year. Fm at my old quarters in the Uvery stable. First Fly—Pretty dull, I should say. Fve been in clover. That’s right If there ever was a fly Eden, I found It Listen. No screens, baldheaded oswer, baldheaded baby, flypaper easy to eat and three fat women who couldn’t swat an elephant I’m going back there next summer.

FROM TEXAS Borne Coffee Facts From the Lone Star State.

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TIGERS IN FREAT PLAY

, , 1 ” • ,7'\! Charlie O'Leary and “Germany* Schaefer Were Stars. “Impossible” Double Play Is Made by Two Detroiters During Sensational Series With the Phlladel/phis Athletics. #V {By EDGAR WILLETT.) If I live to be as old as Sam Thompson there Is ofle series of games I never will forget. And when I forget that series there will be one -play still left In my mind. The series Is the one that the Tigers and Athletics played late in that season when we fought them out to the finish away from home and won by a nose the right to play Chicago for the world's championship. For exciting situations and desperate playing, I believe that series is the greatest ever played. The nine-teen-inning game in which we beat them is only a part of it. But the play that I never can forget was one by which Charlie O’Leary and Hermann Schaefer saved one of the games for us. Just how O’Leary ever managed to make that play I can’t guess. It was one of those impossible plays that a game player sometimes makes simply because he has to make It

The situation, as I recall it was this: Detroit was one run to the good late in the game, and it looked as if that one run was about enough to win on, until, with one out either tn the seventh or eighth inning, two sharp hits put Athletic runners' on first and third and made it look bad for the Tigers. The next batter up— I have forgotten who It was, but think it was Harry Davis —hit the ball straight through .the box and as clean across the top of second base as a hit ever went Both men on the bases were running when the ball was hit and it looked bad. The ball got over second base, with Schaefer diving at it; but he couldn't reach, and then, ten feet or more back of the bag, O’Leary came from nowhere, and while going as fast as he could run scooped that ball with one hand almost on the ground. It seeme'd as If he caught

Pitcher Ed Willett.

the ball and threw backward with the runner .who was coming down from same motion, and the ball went to Schaefer at second base, forcing the first. Germany’s back was toward first base. He didn’t turn or try to turn, but threw backward across his body to Itossman, straight as a die, and doubled the fellow who had hit the ball. I think that was the greatest play I ever saw. and as it turned out It saved the game for Detroit. (Copyright, by W. G. Chapman.)

UP OF f \tdom\ As Stagg grows more pessimistic thelrooters get more optimistic. Football really isn’t football unless played tn mud or on frozen ground. It’s too bad the boxing game Is Judged by its worst representatives. Socket is a great game—ls one knows wbatthey are running around for. Golf is one sport which will forever resist attempts at blood and thunder novels. One always can tell Maroon football prospects by believing the opposite of how Stagg feelg. If Georgia comes out strong for Ty Cobb for vice-president, will Boston make Trie Speaker? Lhmabow or other. “Peace” does not seem singularly appropriate for a golf club —especially a driver. The debating championship also ought to go to the team winning the high school football honors. Football material tn the west this year, according to the coaches, seems as scarce as drinking water on Balt

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