Evening Republican, Volume 15, Number 263, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 7 November 1911 — It Would Come Back. [ARTICLE]

It Would Come Back.

Lady—" Yes. I’ve an umbrella that needs mending, but bow am 1 to know that yon will bring It back?” Umbrella Mender—" Have no fear, mom. I alius charges more for mendin’ than I could sell the umbrella for."