Evening Republican, Volume 15, Number 258, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 1 November 1911 — Page 4

: ft. ft 1 wtjft jig ■* ft 111 ftflfc ft Fer Sato—Or win trade (or brood ttore, a good team of work mules, weighing about 2,200. Fred W SchulU R. D. No. 2. or Phone 526-H. - For Sole—The Remington House, Remington, Ind. AH furnished, electric lights, bath, hot and cold water. Will exchange for small Rum or other property, a good business, or will rei.t to good party. Address, Remington House, Remington, Ind. - Fer Sale—Pure white leghorn chickens.—Wta. Babcock, Jr. For Sale—Hand-picked pears from the Renicker farm; 25 cents a bushel to close out Chll at Nowels house, ft B. Powell. l4r Sale—About 250 budded peach trees, several varieties, also a few plums. S. E. Yeoman, Phone 281. For Solo—A 13-months old Du roc Jersey boar, eligible to registry. Fred Wiling, R. D. No. 3, Rensselaer, or ML Ayr Plume No. 22-Q. * v Fer Sole—Two or three bushels of hand picked pears; 50 cents per bushel. Phono 153. . For Solo- Cood eight room house, small barn, large chicken park, good well Unproved street and sidewalk. Call on J. P. Simons, East Elm street For Sole-Farms for sale in Indiana at a bargain. Near good markets, railroad and interurban lines. Good schools and churches. Good Class of people. This land is level, well improved and productive. We grow wheat, clover, timothy, corn, alfalfa, vegetables and plenty of fruit. Good mmds. R. F. Qh telephone lines and One water. Good fishing. Write at once for price list informatibn and number of acres wanted.—M. H. Miller, Bristol, Ind. For Sale—A good bunch of pure brad Duroc Jerseys, both males and females. Inquire of John R. Lewis, Phone 512-K, R. F. D. No. 1, 10 miles northeast of Rensselaer. For Solo—Borne Duroc mole and female shoals. C. A. Rood, R. D. 3, phono 535 A For Solo-455 for a Birdsell high grade phaeton carriage, wide seat good oo now, oost $225. Will throw In one oat of harness, leather fly net two collars and one whip. B. Forarthe. at boom. For Solo Spring chickens for fries. Phono 448. For Solo ■ Pure bred Duroc Jerseys. M you want a good spring gilt or boar, 001, write cur phono Victor Yeoman, phone 521 G. R. F. D. No. 2, Rensse|oor, Indiana. FOB HOT. For Beat—Barn, located on North Cullen street—Mrs. James Matheson, Phone 444. “ • 111 ' i WAJITBD. wonted—By foreman of concrete tile factory, a 7 or 8 room house, preferably near factory.—John Holsema. LOST. Lost—A pair of gold rimmed glasses Flmterplease return to this office. < » MISCELLANEOUS. If you want good bread try ‘The Boot Bver,” Mrs. Green's HOME MADE To Insure prompt delivery place orders the day before. Phone 477. MONET TO LOAN. The Union Control Ufa Insurance Co. boo made a big appropriation of money to bo loaned on good farms in Jasper county and offers a liberal contract without commission. John A Dunlap. Agent AVT6MOBILES. Wo have on ear Soar ready for deUvory two of those convenient ooanomlcol runabouts, completely equipped, for SSO«. Cali and let us tell IT* The •Xmaret?

Obituary of Mrs. Rebeces Harley.

Rebecca Victoria Hurley, daughter of George W. and Elizabeth A. JenkIpa, was bora April 9th. 1868. Departed this life October 29th. 1911, ape 48 years, S months and 20 days. She was united in marriage to John W. Hurley June sth. 1«|0. She was toe fifth child of eleven children, of which five have preceded her. She leaves to mourn their loss three brothers, 2 sisters and a companion. She expressed her faith la Christ and united with the Brushwood U. B. church and received the ordinance of Bapthna about a year ago, mad has lived a Christian life since that tone. The toners! was conducted at the late

DANGER IN DELAY.

Kidney Disease* Ate Tee Dangerous For Rensselaer People to Neglect The great danger of kidney troubles is that they get a firm hold before the sufferer recognises them. Health is gradually undermined. Backache, headache, nervousness, lameness, soreness, lumbago, urinary troubles, dropsy. gravel and Bright’s disease follow In merciless succession. Don’t neglect your kidneys. Help the kidneys with the reliable and safe remedy, Doan's Kidney Pills, which have cured people right hens in Rensselaer. J. C. Carmichael, Webster A Vine Sts., Rensselaer Ind., says: “I suffered from lame back and sharp, shooting pains through my loins. The kidney secretions passed too frequently, especially at night and thus my rest was broken. Nothing relieved me until I procured Doan’s Kidney Pills from Fendlg’s Drug Store. This preparation not only corrected the kidney weakness but relieved my aches and pains and improved my condition in every way. Doan’s Kidney Pills are/worthy of the highest praise." For sale by all dealers, Price 50 cents. Foster-Milbnrn Co., Buffalo, New York, sole agents for the United State*. Remember the name—Doan’s— and take no other.

Carpenter Township Young Men Return From the West

John and Christmas Alter, sens of Lewis 8. Alter, of West Carpenter township, returned last Friday front a month’s visit in the west They ‘pent part of their time with their brother Lewis, Jr., who has a farm of 638 acres on Snake river in Nebraska, on which a waterpower of 1,000 horse capacity could be easily developed. Incidentally, Lewis claims sh be the champion wrestler of Nebraska. John and Christmas registered for a claim in the Rosebud reservation and went on to Leod in the Black Hills, and vtsited the gold mines, stamp mills, etc. They think of going back and investing later. A news note from west Carpenter township says that about the only thing doing now is corn husking and adds that there is considerable dry rot in the corn. The correspondent then adds. "Everybody is so busy with ttae'r own business that there is no gossip worthy of note."

Hammond Making Effort to Get Conditioned Students in Team.

Hammond Times. Eligible candidates for the Hammond high school team are to be given examinations today, together with the few who were barred from the elevenearlier in the season because of deficient credits. These tests are to be severe, but impartial, and will cover all lines of study which the different men have covered. Changes in the line up are expected following the announcement of results. Among those of experience and reputation who will be given a chance to become eligible are Charles Vangilder, Harry Jones and William Phillips, veteran linemen; Earl Brussels and Wallie Hess, substitute half and quarter. Rensselaer will entertain the local team on their field next Saturday. As that city is a little south of the northern Indiana territory, the game will have no direct effect oh the championship struggle. Rensselaer is, however, a school with a reputation for fast and furious football, and it is predicted that the contest will be recorded in the season's record as a “classy exhibition."

EFFICIENCY

Hew Many Men Knew How to Keep It at Par. Thousands; yes. tens of thousands of men, grow old ten years too soon. If you are a man and realise that your efficiency is on the wane and that you are losing money and happiness in consequence, get a 60 cent box of MI-O-NA stomach tablets today and take two after or with each meal for three days; then take one with each meal regularly until you feel we!! and rigorous. MI-O-NA stomach tablets disinfect, tone up, restore elasticity to the stomach and intestinal canal and end Indigestion. They do more; they Increase the nutrition of the body and in case of nerve exhaustion, sleeplessness, night sweats, bad dreams or any condition that requires a restorative they act with astonishing rapidity. They can be found at B. F. Fendlg's and helpful druggists the world over. Wireless students in the army and navy would give a good deal to know how signal men at Fort Leavenworth. Kan., equipped with only a regular army service set of instruments, picked up wireless messages being exchanged by the naval station at Guantanamo, Cuba, with Panama. Experts are giving much study to the problem, a solatia® <* which would be df inestimable advantage to toe wireless telegraph.

Martie and the Snake

There were not many happier, more sunshiny children than .Martie Rives, if she did wear patches, no# have half enough to eat, and was the child of a widow who had to go out washing to support her family. Her greatest enjoyment w«g taking walks down a graasy. road, back of her mother's hut until, she came into a cool. Inviting ,wood, keeping eyes and ears open--for everything she saw and beard. One early morning in June the first thing she saw was a spider’s web spun across the path and a poor little fly’s wings fast, so that It could not possibly get away. "Oh, you poor little thing," she said, and with a stick she broke the web so tbe fly could get away. Then she came upon a turtle lying upon his back. How long it would take him to turn over she had no idea, but she went to his assistance and quickly turned him on his feet, that be might travel on again. Then there was a butterfly fastened in a thorn hedge. How it was struggling to get away. With gentle hand Martie treed the bright little thing and let It fly away from the tip* of her fingers. -- As she entered the wood, rabbits and squireels frisked at her feet for .she was such a gentle little girl that they all loved bet and were not afraid, of her. On this day she threw a nut to the squirrels and then laughed to see them scampering up a tree with it. Then she took some crumos of bread opt of her pocket and scattered them around for the birds to pick up. "Were here! here! here!" criedi out a catbird, flitting down and picking up a crumb of bread. "You’re sweet! sweet! sweet!" said a red-breaster robin, as he cams after his share, though i feel sura he would have liked a nice fat angleworm much better. "You dear pretty creatures! I love you all so,” she gurgled as she sat down to watch them, until she heard a cry of distress. Some birds were screaming in terror. Springing up from her grassy seat she started off to find what was the trouble, when she saw something that rooted her to the spot, and seemed to freeze her blood within her veins. The biggest blacksnake she had ever seen in her life was wound trounp the branch of a tree, in w'hose fork rested a pretty nest m / which were four young robins. JUst above them were the old robins, circling around and around in the greatest distress. “Oh you poor dears!" was the first thibg little Martie could say when she came to ter senses, and then she sprang for a fence rail and began poking at the snake. The monster began waving, hi* tail and he turned his head around and ran his tongue out at her. Poor li.tle Martie felt almost frozen again, but she pounded the snake harder and harder, it let go of the tree and dropped tq the ground, and then Martie gave a piercing scream, for she thought her time had come; when a tall boy stood between her and the snake and was using the fence rail with all the strength in his power. “There! I’ve killed him. You are saved." said the .boy, turning a face toward her. “But the birds —are they safe?" she asked, looking up in the tree. * "Every one," said the boy. "I couldn’t bear to see fiat snake eat those pretty birds," said the little girl faintly. "I forgot all about myself." "Blessed are the merciful for they ••■hall obtain mercy," said the boy. as he skipped away.

GOOD PICKIN.

A Butler county farmer stopped at a store in one of the small towns on his way to the county fair and picked a dime’s worth of apples frtun a basket. He entered them at thfc fair ana won a two-dollar premium.— Kansas CVy Journal.

The Honeymoou.

The honeymoon has no definite duration, but ia longer or Bhorter, according as the temper of -the high contracting parties determines, or their relatives or the weather, or the mode, or the comparative cost of traveling and staying at home. Briefly, it ia that interval during which the man, going out in the morning, remembers his kiss and forgets his overshoes, as distinguished from the interval during which he remembers the overshoes and forgets his kiss.

Thoroughbred Mongrel.

Mrs. Youngbub—Oh, Freddy. I have a surprise for you. Youngbub—You have, love* Mrs. Youngbub—Yes, dear. See this sweet little dog I bought for us —only $6. and the dog-seller warranted him to be pure mongrel.

"Well, there were only three boys in school today who could answer one question that the teacher asked ns," said a proud hoy of 8. "And I hope my boy was one of the three," said the proud mother. "Well, I was," answered Young Hopeful, “and Sam Harris and Harry atone were the other two." , *1 *9 vary glad you proved yourself so good a scholar, my son; ft makes your mother proud of yon. What question did the teacher ask, Johaale?" the glees in the back

After the Burglar

It was night Deep, dark sight all over Rene, including the home of Tom Ramsey. The darkness In the rooms of the Ramsey home was so dense ft coud have keen discover ed by a barkeeper's convention. Tom Ramsey discovered It as sow ns he got home, hot he went to bod Just the same, and, enjoying tbe posses ■ion of a clear conscience, he went to sleep without low Of time er anything Mae. Tom didn't sleep long, however, notwithstanding the clearnew of his conscience, and when he awoke It ww with the well-defined thought that there was something unusual doing in the house. Cautiously and with stealth he arose and, securing his trusty automatic from the refrigerator, and wrapping his dinging kimono about his shapely form, he sallied forth from the bedroom Into the darknew, now freighted with lurking, mysterious danger, into the rooms beyond. First, ho awakened hi* eon In low. tense tones, hade him arise without noise, and arm himself, because there was aa anarchist in the basement preparing to blow the house up. or something like that, and, anyway. It was nooessary to get a nor* on.

Mr. Ramsey, Jr., climbed promptly wt of hod, and arming himself with a miner's candlestick of the latest and most deadly pattern, followed his war-like father forth to the fray. There was a roomer upstairs, and he, too, was served with a notice to eome forth and do battte in defoam of the house of Ramsey, and hastily drawing hi* trousers from the place between the mattresses, where he kept them to keep the creaew from going sway while he slept, he was soon a member of the now fully aeaombled army. * “Hist!" came from Ramsey, la low, vibrating tones whch made the on the hack of the roomer's neck tarn Its ends upward and M* toes earl In eagernew to ho moving (away from the scene of the threat'' coed carnage), and in hla heart he considered tbe question whether or not It would not be best to desert, then and there, and so avoid taking the life of the man lurking somewhere in the gloom, nil unknowing, watting for an awful death. The son of Ramsey and the roomer followed the lead of the grissled veteran, guided by the soft, almost Inaudible froufrou of his silk kimono. From room to room the sleuths moved as silently as the shadows they would have cast If there had been any light, and poked around the corner of every door-jamb In advance of the party was the trusty automatic and the deadly candlestick, and ever and anon came the threatening chatter of the teeth of the roomer, who longed for the fray and gory glory which was aura to follow the onset.

There was nothing doing In the anarchist or dynamiter lino above again, and then the party silently deployed on to the floor below, whore II was nt' kept long waiting. Suddenly, and with appalling noise from a far corner of the room earn the sound of the enemy. There was a spitting-thudding sound, followed by the crash of a heavy weight striking something with great force, followed in tun by a slighter sound from various parts of the room, and the dauntless three were juat on the point of opening fin In an attempt to sell tflielr lives as dearly as passible, when the roomer and the younger Ramsey wen startled and somewhat relieved to hear the voice of the older Ramsey reverberating In clarion tones: ”Oh, fudge, It's only a eat.” BUeotiy, and with the gravity becoming the release from the necessity of shedding human blood, the roomer, Ramsey, and Ramesy junior r strand to the slumber regions shows, thinking of the goodness of providence in sparing them from the necessity of blood-shed. Reno Evening Gazette.

The key to the Bastile

Tha bastfle was the prison In wfeftch French kings confined potttftoal prieonsss. Thousands es innocent peseoas were sent to this prison to ewsngs pemonal grievances of attaches of the hinge, who issued "letten de sachet" to their mlnlsten and oilcan. The cause of too arrest was nowhere recorded, and victims tons imprisoned might remain confined In the dungeons for a lifetime. In ITt 9 thstfpeopk of Paris destroyed toe bastOe after liberating all the prisoners. The key was presented by Lafayette to Washington, and it now hangs In the main hall of toe Inter mansion nt Mount Vernon.

Woman Acoom?lished Linguist

Miss Martetaa Cramers of Rotterdam. Holland. Is one of the most to oauplished of women linguists. She ess read and -speak thirteen dfiteremt languages. She is toe editor of Jw Suffragtl, toe official organ of take Inter national Woman Suffirage d Wanes She receives reposts from toe dltent countries affiliated With the luternatloimd Alliance and translates them tor her paper, white is printed in KngHte.

Man's Rough Path.

Times are net always hard, hat a man always needs money, fieri he to eempeffied to hey hie aotoetftsatef a preacher, hfie health as a deeter amt his rights es a tewyee.

Her Ruse Was a Good One

Billy Brass, office boy, stood with his back to the office fir* his hands deep in hla trousers pockets, and regarded the clerks with a patronising sir. “Have you beard the latest?" he asked in the tone of one who is in possession of a secret sad longs to have the pleasure of sharing it with some one. “Ethel has given notice!" he announced. Twelve beads were raised simultaneously and twenty-three eyes—. Clapper had a glass one—looked inquiringly at Billy. Perhaps the flush that mounted to the cheeks of Harry Wilmore, a blond, good looking young giant, was more pronounced than any of the others. Bthel, it should be explained, was Miss Ansom, the pretty typewriter. Next morning Miss Aneom walked through the counting house,* unblushing, and holding her left band in a manner calculated to display to its best advantage an engagement ring which glittered and twinkled cheerfully on the correct linger. Wilmore gazed at it, first sorrowfully, then resentfully, and finally In a fit of desperation came to the decision that, ring or no ring, he would ask Miss Ansom to meet him that everfng after office hours. Sc lie what to his surprise she consented.

They met, and, having cleared the outskirts of the town, the attractiveness of a seat beneath some trees suggested itself to them. Wlimore fidgeted uneasily oh his end- of .the seat, and pulled out his handkerchief. Not quite what he Wanted it for, he put it back and coughed apologetically. “Thank goodness,’’ said Miss Ansom fervently. “I —I beg your pardon?” “I thought you were never going to utter another Bound,” she explained, with an amused look at his troubled face. “1 do wish you'd say something,” she observed, plaintively. “If I’d thought you were going to be as moody and sulky a* this I’m sure I’d never have consented to favor you with my company tonight.” “You look upon it as a favor?” hinted Wilmore. “Of course,” she said. “Wouldn’t any of the others at the ehance, don’t you think? You ought to feel flattered instead of moping there like an owl.” “Yes,” agreed Wilmore listlessly. “Then why do you do it?” she demanded. “Why don’t you say something pleasant?” Wilmore was silent.

“Do you know, Mr. Wilmore,” she cried, “I'm dreadfully tired of office life.” “Are you, Miss Ansom?” “Yes, and I shan’t be a bit sorry when my month is up.” "That, I suppose, is only natural,” lie said. “Br —I hope he is in a—er—good position, Miss Ansom?” “Yes,” she said slowly, “he’s in a good position—good enough for me, but he's so awfully dense.” “Dense!” echoed Wilmore. "Yes,” she replied, laughingly, "wofully dense, and stupid. Considering the encouragement I've given him, I wonder he hasn’t—didn’t hsk me weeks ago.” “I’ll leave you finish your laughter In solitude,” he remarked, with angry sarcasm. “And —and —I’m hanged If I won’t find out the chap that you are engaged to and get -him the sack.” v Wilmore seised her left hand almost roughly. “Whoput that ring on there?” he demanded. “I’m going to know, before we part tonight” “If you’ll promise not to fulfill your threat of getting the person dismissed I—l'll tell you.” “I promise. I didn’t mean it,” he pleaded anxiously. “I wouldn’t play such a trick.” “Then,” she said slowly, “the person who put the ring on my finger was” “Yes?” he queried eagerly, as she paused, and seemed on the point of laughing again. " “My—oh, dear!—myself!” she gasped. “You—you put it on yourself?” he repeatedly daxedly. “Why?” "Well, then,” she said, moving back along the seat and looking at him roguishly. "I will tell you. When I first came to the office I thought they were such a nice lot of fellows, and I didn't rea|ly know that I liked one more than the others. Consequently, I tried them all, and managed to make them all so fond of me that I saw I was going to gets into hot water. Then I found out that I liked one better than all the rest, but he was so dense and bashful that I was afraid that I should receive the proposals of all the others before his. and —I didn’t want them. So, to. make a long story short. I gave out that I was going to be married, and pat on the ring in self-defense—to keep them at their proper distance. I knew the one I liked was safe enough, aad that I could draw him oat whenever I wished, but I thought he deserved to be tested a little longer for being so stupid, and —well, I believe that's all/’ “Bxeept his name,” said Wilmore tensely. “You haven’t told me yet who he is.” Miss Ansom lifted her head aad smiled wtaalagly in his dlrestiea. * “Deal yea think yea aseMtty net

....I/... AMU st ntLAtm Makes a specialty of' Disea.ee of tbs LAW, SOAKS AI9 BUT. ESTATE B&*mlrCtiSgo Bu*Sb 9. F. nwta & C. ansae IRWIN A IB WIN UW, kUL ESTATE AOHD IBSU* MBA Qffic in os. E. r. HONAN ATTOBMEYAT LAW Law. Loans, Abstracts, Insurance and Real Estate. Will practice in all the court. All business attended to with promptness and 'dispatch. H. L. BROWN Crown and Brid«e Work and Teeth Without Platea a Specialty. All the latest methods in Dentistry, aAs administered for painless extraction. Office over Larch's Drug Store. JOHN A. DUNLAP Lawyer. (Successor to Frank Folta) Practice to all eourta.’ Estates settled. Farm Loans. Collection department Notary in the office Rensselaer. Indiana. DR. E. G. ENGLISH vmnxAv in *uaeio* Night and day calls given prompt attention. Residence phone, lit. Office phone, 177. Bensselaer, Safi. . DR. F. A. TURFLER. OSTEOPATHIC WtTSXI r Rooms 1 and 2. Murray Building. Rensselaer. Tndianp. Phones, Office—2 rings on 309, ansi - lence—3 rings on 300. Successfully treats bbth acute and ihronlc diseases. Spinal curvatures a •pefclaity. DR. E. N. LOT 1 , Successor+to Dr. W. W. HartselL HOMEOPATHIST Office—Frame building on Culleu street east of court house. OFFICE PHONE M Residence College Avenue. Phone It*. Rensselaer, Indiana. F. H. HEMPHILL, M. It Physician and Sturgeon Special attention to diseases of women and tow grades of fever. Office in Williams block. Opposite Court HouseTelephone. office and residence. 4*2. PLASHES PITTED ET Dr. A. 6. CATT OPTOMETRIST Bensselaer, Indiana. Office over Long's Drug Store. Phone No. Ml.

Chicago to northwest. Indianapolis, Cincinnati, and the South, Xnulsvills and French Lick Springs. Bsrasun nag tabu. In Effect October 14, 1911. south mount No. Si—Fast Mall 4:49 am. . No. s—Louisville Mall .... 11:20 a. m. No. 37—Indpls. Ex. 11:61 am. No. S3—Hoosler Limited ..\ 1:66 p. m. Np. 39—Milk Accom. \6:o2p.m. No. 3—-Louisville Ex. ..... 11:06 p. m. xobtx noun No. 4—Louisville Mali .... 4:62 am. No. 40—Milk Accom. ...... 7:26 am./ No. 22—Fast Mali 16:06 am. 1 No. 38—Indpls-Chgo. Ex.... 3:03 p.m. No. 6—Louisville Mall AEx SrlT p. an. N*o. 30—Hoosler Limited 6:44 p. m. Train No. 81 makes connection at Monon for Lafayette, arriving at Lafayette at 6:16 a m. No. 14, leaving Lafayette at 4:20, connects with No. SO at Moaon, arriving at Rensselaer at 6:44 p. m. Trains Noa 30 and 22, the “Hoosler Limited,” run only between Chicago and Indianapolis, the C. H. A D. service for Cincinnati having been discontinued. W. H. BEAM. Agent A .• -i - ■ —■——p——6—a—a—smnsß—np——a—mwm

LOCAL MARKETS. Wheat—9o Corn, new—s 2. Corn, old —65. Oats —43. Rye—7o. Buckwheat—7o., , . Turkeys—lo-14. Hens —7. Springs—B. ; Ducks—B. Roosters—4. Eggs—24. Butter—22. D 0 MlfsjlC Butter wrappers, plain or printed, te tola office ' *• •' ••