Evening Republican, Volume 15, Number 257, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 31 October 1911 — One Way Out. [ARTICLE]

One Way Out.

Little Mary hau>d to say "vinegar” because she had been laughed at often for her queer pronunciation of the worl. So when her mother sent her to the store to buy some, she presented the jug to the clerk and said "Smell of that and give me a quart.” —Bohemian.