Evening Republican, Volume 15, Number 256, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 30 October 1911 — Didn't Know Whet to Do. [ARTICLE+ILLUSTRATION]

Didn't Know Whet to Do.

**l tell you, I’m down on these sutermoblles,’’ said the Kansas farmer. "Bother you much?” asked the tourist. “Well. I eh’d say so! When a feller eees a tunnel-shaped cloud acomin’ a-whoopin’ ha don't know whether to run fer a gun or a cyclone ceilair."—The Ram's Horn.

'Tea I baa hyuhd dat some, folks kin Hf a chicken off de roos' so geaUe an’ tender dat he wx»*t have hfa

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