Evening Republican, Volume 15, Number 256, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 30 October 1911 — The Waste of K’s. [ARTICLE]

The Waste of K’s.

Why K? A ka-nave with a ka-nife sat on a ka-noll cutting a ka-not. He wore a ka-napsack and had a wart on his ka-nee, and was dressed in ka-nickerbockers. The ka-nife slipped, hut his ka-nee and ka-nuckles, and lockjaw sounded his ka-nell. He was trying to ka-nock out some ka-nick-ka-nacks, of which he had ka-nowl-edge—a chess ka-night, for example, and a door ka-nob. Do we like the letter “k” tacked on in front of good words? Ka-nit! We do ka-not ’