Evening Republican, Volume 15, Number 256, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 30 October 1911 — Page 4

hi - a•:> m. ■ - Ihftl tfsk %*T %». I£lis £* B m 118 11 Hill ngigi !|| BSl§ BBIIIH 11111 * ugt '"*"* ■ES%£&' ,; IPP|«BW» .■ Fer Sale—A 18-months old Du roc ItKiw boar, ellciUe to rwlstr; Prod Waling, JR- D. No. 3. Rensselaer, Fa* Sal*—Two or throe bushels of hand picked pears; SO cents per bush- , «*% >». '■ Y rV wSb i^* nl,ri ■**•* r^v- - -i For 8»le—Good eight room house, small harm, large chicken park, good, well Improved afreet and sidewalk. Call oa J. P. Simons, East Elm street S - '■ r Per Sale—Farms for sale in Indiana, ait a bargain. Near good markets, railroad and interurban lines. Good schools and churches. Good clssb of people. This land is level, well improved and productive. We grow wheat, clover, timothy, corn, alfalfa vegetables and plenty of fruit Good roads, R. P. D., telephone lines and One water. Good fishing. Write at oaoe for pr|ce list information and number of acres wanted —M. H. Milter, Bristol, lad. Per Sale—A good bnnch of pure W Duroc Jerseys, both males and females. Inquire of John E. Lewis, phene 512-K, R. P. D. No. 1. 10 miles northeast of Rensselaer. Per Sale—Some Duroc male and female ehoats. C. A. Breed, R. D. 3, phone 536 A. Per Sale—9ss for a BtrdseU high grade phaeton carriage, wide seat, peed as sew. coat 9325. Will throw > tn one set of harness, leather fly net, two collars and one whip. B. For* ggpthe, at home. * Far Sale—My property north of the toUnfri; consists of two lots 150x18?' feet, good well, six-room cottage, large double chicken park. K. L. Hammerton, Rensselaer. lad. ’'■.[' •mm .m.ii ■i» i— ■■■———. Far Sale—Spring chickens for fries Phone 449. Far Sale—Pure bred Duroc Jerseys If you want a good spring gilt or boar, cal, write or phone Victor Yeoman, phene 531 O. R. F. D. No. 3, Rensseleer. —— I—■ • FOB HUT. * FOr Rent —Barn, located on North Cullen Afreet. —Mrs James Matheson, PhSne 445. ftW "- I .' v WACTBE. Wanted—l want to rent a welldrained Inna of iaa or 830 acres for a term of 3 years the landlord to loan or go my security for $1,500 to be uned to purchase stock and implements to run the farm. Win pay a rental of three-fifths of grain and hay delivered to the elevator or railroad. Address Box 7. ML Ayr. Ind. ' rar. : ■ Lest—A pair of gold rimmed glasses Finder please return to this office. - ■ - Lost Long brown Bid glove, on streets of Renaaelaer. Finder please retom to May Rowley, or leave at this ages MISCELLANEOUS. If you want good bread try “The Boat Ever," Mrs Green's HOMp MADE To insure prompt delivery place orders the day before. Phone 477. 1 MONEY TO LOAN. Tin (Jalen Central Idle Insurance Co. has made a Mg appropriation of money to be loaned on good forms in Jasper oouaty and oSers a liberal contract without commission. John A Dunlap. Agent

FARM AT PUBLIC AUCTION.

The undersigned will sell at public •ale #t the farm below described, 2 miles north and l’A miles west of Saamelaer, on OCTOBER 11, 1111, M 1 o’clock p. m., the following describe* farm: 100 acres of excellent farm land, thoroughly tiled, on stone road and iu Ana neighborhood. The land is all under cultivation and is good black sandy loam with a clay subsoil. The improvements consist of a good 5 room house, practically new; a fair barn with corn crib and granary inside; a good well of water and windmill, milk house, fin* orchard with cherries and peaches. Farm may he seeu and inspected* at any tin* by applying to either J. E. Msines, owner, or Fred Phillips, auctlonntir '• *jj TKUB OF SALE—9I,OOO cash day H at onto; one-half of purchase price hr March 1, balance in 3 equal annual installments. There is at present an incnmbrnaee of 9MOO against the farm, bearing 6 per cent Interest and due •nch as ditch assessments, present o#nef wifi pay and taxes will be paid lAs tMt'i * W ° irLoAv v vitvvo a IPBWH E. HAINES, Owner. , . t L Wmm mmwe you to Mil at tnls time of the year? Try a classified ad In The Republican and you can sell it J! ***" .. w Remember, that all classified ads go v '-' pB ami - 4nMbmmi obT gfev and s&mi' WmM. fUmhlicui - *

NO PLACE TO LINGER IN.

Veracious Account of the Difficulty of Lincoln’s Farmhand. Professor A. L. Lowell, the new president of Harvard, paused In one of his recent lecturer and smiled. /“That Governmental difficulty,” he said, “was great—as great as the diflU, culty of Lincoln's farmhand. "Two -farmhands Lincoln used to say, were set upon by a huge bull white crossing a rocky field. One managed to gala a tree. The other took refuge in a hole that proved to have an exit in the rear. “The man who had chosen the hole was no sooner in at one end than he wag out at the other. With *. bellow Shull made for him. He turned again shot like lightning through the hols The bull once more bore down upon him, and once more he was In and out of his hols “This strange pursuit kept up some ten minutes or mors At first It mystified the farmhand jp In the 'tree Then it angered him. “ ‘Hey/ he shouted, 'ye danged nincompoop why don't ye stay la the hole?' “The bull was dashing from one end of the hole to the other at great speed, and the man was bobbing In and out desperately. He heard, however, his comrade’s shout, and found time before his next brief disappearance to shout back: w *Danged nincompoop yerself! There's a bear in the hole!’"

REASSURING.

Mrs. Diggs—James, there’s surely a man under the bed.Diggs—Then let him stay there. Mrs. Diggs—But he might come odt and shoot me. Diggq—Don’t worry; maybe he has nothing with him but a butcher knife or a stilletto.

All He Wanted.

One morning not long ago there burst into the office of n physician in Tncony, Pennsylvania, an excited in* dividual, who, as' he perceived the doctor just disappearing into his con* suiting room with a patient, exclaimed: “Doctor! Doctor! Just one moment!” ’ v “I'll see you shortly,” was the curt professional response. “Only a second. Doctor! Only a second is what I want!” protested the perturbed one. ‘TU see you shortly,” reiterated the physician, with increasing impatience. Whereupon, with a sigh, the man took n seat in th& general receptionhall. His excitement soon subsided, he rend the morning paper through a number of magazines, and played awhile with the Doctor’s cat Then, after a period of half an hour, the Doctor reappeared, and. in an air of great condescension, said to the erstwhile excited person: “Now, sir, I am at your service. Tour turn has coma What can I jf° for you?" - “Oh. nothing special,” was the reply. “I only dropped in to tell you that your neighbor’s cows have escaped from the yard and are now having a fine time among your flowerbeds.”

Horse Sense.

Customer —Why, I thought yon called him “the coltr Ostler —Sure, yer honor, and that’s the name he’s had ter the last twenty years, apd he sticks to It like a respectable haste, the same as yourself!

A Labor Saver.

"See here.” said the irate roomer to the chambermaid, “don’t you ever sweep under the bed?” "I always do,” answered the girl innocently. “It’s so much handler than using a dustpan.” ,

Bewildering.

Ted—So „it turned out that the prisoner was really insane. Ned—Tea He lost his mind trying to follow the hypothetical question put to him by the prosecuting attorney. . Low Ideal.. Old Fashioned Mother—Arina Mm; the early bird gets the worn, you know. Lazy Son—Mother, would yon have me beat some poor little bird out of a worm? p 2 ' ••. .»* ■' ) i ,He Would That Miss Blno—Ton’d drive* a man to drink, you would, Joel Jinks. Mr. Jinks—Tou bet 1 would. Fifteen certs from station to Mansion House. Connect with both trains. ■' ■

Brain Twists

Facts About the Curipus Working Your Thinking ; Faculties. 7Jf"7 ’ 7 HAVB YOU EVER thought Of bow your Whin works? Most people imagine that their Mates work aa a whole, but modern science says this is not so. The newest, theory is. that the brain is for all the world like a Mg department store. When ribbons am wanted it Is only the ribbon department that is concerned. Similarly your brain has innumerable tiny niches, corresponding to your various accomplishments and branches of knowledge, from billiard playing to reading French. .When you start to study a foreign language, or a musical Instrument, you are literally carving a new niche in your brain. The brain is like a big department store In another way, a store supplied with water pipes running to each department. in the brain these are represented by a maze “of Guy arteries carrying, blood. Just as the water pipes on one particular floor might burst and ruin the goods in that department. alone, so if the walla of the artery in the brain are weakened by poisoned blood, the Mood may burst through and ruin that particular niche. Many a man has risen in the morning to find that he has, say, forgottten how to lead. Or if the damage la less wide, be may have forgotten how to read his own language, and still be able to read any other language he knows: This might also happen as the result of an accident. You might loss the use of a small part of your brato, and yet have the rest of ypur faculties Intact Bren in the niches there are fine snb-dlvWona. The varibus pacts of speech for instance, are arranged In a language niche like books on a self. And just as the books on a shelf may be squeezed so tight that none of them will ctane out, so a tumor on a language shelf may jam all the grammatical parts of speech so that the patient is dumb. It is known that on that shelf the verbs are placed first, the pronouns next, the prepositions and adverbs next, and the nouns last The reason Is that our verbs are the things we learn first, long before nouns. A bamtoy sees long before It knows what it sees. The nouns that wo learn last, and so forget soonest, are people's names. That Is why .old people have such bad memories for names. ‘ Only a child can'teagh it A man with his utterance niche ruined struggles In vain to use -the reserve one. It Is too old to be taught But many a child has been struck dumb and taught its othefc brain. It has, however, to start all over again “Mamma” and “Dada,” even at the age of nine or ten. ■

Pimento Cheese

Cook clabbered milk slowly until curd la cooked through. Season to togte with Balt, butter, and a little cream. Add finely chopped pimento.

Raspberry Muffins

To two cupfuls of sifted flour, onehalf cupful of Bugar, pinch of salt, add gradually three-fourths cupful ‘of sweet milk and two tablespoons melt-, ed butter. Then put In yolks of two eggs and beat mixture thoroughly.' Now two teaspoonfuls baking powder and well beaten whites of egg*>. Have ready, washed and dried one cupful firm raspberries. Sprinkle lightly with flour and put into muffin batter. This recipe will make one dozen delicious muffins.

Fruit Cream.

Fruit cream with frosted marshmallows —Dissolve two level tablespoons of cornstarch in a little cold water, then pour in one cupful of boiling water; while this 4s coaling, dip twelve marshmnllc-78 in beaten white of egg, then roll in granulated sugar and place on ice at once. Add to the cornstarch one cupful of soft fruit, peaches or berries, that have been preened t*iw>»g*» n 4eve, one cupful of eager, end two-thirds of & pint of whipped create. Turn' into small molds. When cold, Invert and border with fronted marshmallows, top with whipped create. A dainty and pleasing dessert

English Bonita Pudding

Mix $ ounces o’, sugar with three yolks of eggs, then add the Juice and grated rind of two lemons; melt 34 ounce of gelatine in half a glass of boiling water and mix with the above' ingredients, lastly adding the stiffly beaten whites of the eggs end stir in lightly and put in glass dish or mold to net, and serve with whipped cream on top and chopped •Pistachio arts. Makes a meet delicious summer desert ■-> •; i/r

Snow Pudding

Two chips of water, one cup of nggar, juloe o( one lemon, whites of two'eggs, two heaping tablespoons of cornstarch. Boil sugar and water, remove from fire, add cornstarch and lemon JqjKe, and botl until thick. Remove from fire again and add whites of eggs beaten stiff, beat ten minutes, mam plain or with whipped cream or with plain cup custard.

Eggplant Omelet

Add the earthed pulp of a small eggplant to one medium sized onion, chopped fine, nod browned in butter, and one cupful of stewed or canned tomatoes. Season highly with pepper (red), and salt. Spread on the omelet end serve. % ,- *

Arr Eye Business.

“I once got a man to take out 14* * “Ton must have wished your persuasions had been less successful.” “Oh, I don’t know. Ton see, I mar-

ALL SERENE.

This Country Correspondent Wrote to Explain He was oh the Job. A country correspondent for a Kentucky newspaper once found himself In the mountains of that State lookin? for Items of Interest to his Jour ■ n*L ■*' “There ain’t a bit of news." said one farmer. “All down this way are too bus/, with the crops to think of anything else." * • "Fine crops this year, ehf" asked the correspondent "Couldn’t be better," inserted the farmer. "I oughter be in 'my field right now. an' 1 would be omy I come to town to see' the coroner.” *“The cortmer?” _ - "Tea; he's wanted to ho'l an Inquest on a couple of fellers In our place.” "Accident ?” “I reckon not! Ran Morgan ain’t doin’ nuthin’ like that by accident! He got Jim Jeffords an’ his brother Tom with two shots! Got to have an inquest, though.” “What led to the fight?” ♦ “There wa’n’t no fight Ran never give the other fellers any chanct to make it a fight. Jes’ hid behind a tree an’ give it to ’em as they come along, x “Has Ran been arrested?" “No. What’s the use? Some o the Jeffords people come along, burned down Raa’s house, shot him an’ his wife, an’ set fire to his barn. No. Ran ain’t been arrested. But 1 ain’t got time to stand' heah talkin’ to you. Got to git back to my harvestin’. But there ain’t any news down our way Ei anything happens I’ll let you know.”

A Failed Community.

Mr. Leslie-M. Shaw, who used to be the favorite sea of lowa and who can’t be a prodigal yet. because you don’t hear of any fatted calves being cooked for him 6ut in Manilla, la. (spell it with two l’s!) —Mr. Leslie Mortimer Shaw (no symbolsim In the middle name) says that out his old way the people met the panic with something that, though Mr. Shaw doesn’t so describe it, must have been a combination of the courage of conviction in their heads and the fear of God In their hearts. He says that in a little town in Clinton county, where there was only one bank, and where that bank seemed likely to fall,, the banker —it w’as a private bank—just closed his doors and hung out a sign that rea'd as follows:

: This Bank Ain’t Failed : : The Community’s Failed : : When the Community Comes to : : Ag’in. 'ibis Bank will Resume t ; , : v ;’ * Business ' :

What the Professor Wanted.

The professor steps Into the barber's chair and assumes an attitude of deep meditation. ; “Hair cut, sir?" “Please!" The barter catß his hair. , t ' - “Like a. shampoo?” “Urn—please!” He gets the shampoo. I “Shave you, sir?" “ITm—yes!" One shave. > “Massage?" He nods assent, and consequently is massaged. The barber remove** the towel, the professor arises and mechanically takes the proffered check. “What's this?*’ “Your cttfeck, sir." “My check?” “Certainly, sir. Haircut, shampoo, shave and massage.” The professor runs his hand over face and head. “Did I get oil that?” “Surely, sir.” - % . “K's queer, very queer—most extraordinarily queer! A naosi wonderful example of philosophical phenomena!” “What's queer, sir?” asks the barber in dismay. “Why, the working of the human mind. What I came in for was to have my razor honed.”

A CONFIDENCE.

Bhe (coyly)—How do you know you love me. Frederioque? He—Why. darling, how do I know that I know anything? She (confused) Well, you aee. dearest, that la Just what is bothering ma f}■' ;y

Faebla Resources.

"You've met Mrs. Chattels, havn*t you?” asked Nan. —■ ' “Yea." said fan. - 2 "Tell me all about her." t "Do you know any stronger words *a«n ‘talkative* or ‘loquacious’ that mean the same thing?” . -1 can’t think of any Just now." “Well. then. I cent describe her to

Eggs a la Benedictine

Cat very delicate lies, of cooked E3Bb£*l hot modeXte oven -whS iS egg*on*eacjfpiece of muffin and*ham and serve hot. -

Cucumber Farci

Peel the cucumbers and cut in halves, lengthwise.. Scoop out the insides with a spoon. For each' me-dlum-alsed cucumber take one cupful of finely chopped mushroom, and one-fourth cupful of cream. Add two'tablespoonful. of Chopped parsley. one-half teaspoonful each of salt and paprika and a few drops of onion juice. Mix well; moisten with chicken stock or muchroom liquor, to which has been added a very little lemon juice, and fill the cucumbers. Place them In a baking pan and bake for thirty minutes, basting occasion ally with stock or mushroom liquor to which melted butter has been added. The fare 1 should brown, and if.lt does not do so by the time cucumbers are baked, cover with browned bread crumbs. Serve with sauce holl&ndaise.

Sauce Hollandaise

Measure one-half cupful of butter —put in a bowl and bent to a cream. Add the yolks of four eggs, one at a time, beating stpadlly until the mixture is thick and creamy. Add the juice of half a lemon, one-half teaspoonful of salt and paprika/ Put over hot water and add slowly one cupful of hot water. Stir steadily until the sauce is of the consistency of thick cream. Remove from the fire and continue stirring for a. few moments before serving. : w

Fruit Bouillon

Peel three apples and core, add to them one-half cupful of seeded raisins, six chopped figs, the same of apricots, one-half cupful of ground nuts. Pour over one "pint of boiling water, and let simmer over the fire for forty minutes. Refove from fire and rub through a sieve. To the liquor add one cupful -of fruit juice, julep of two oranges and one lemon, one pint of water. Chill and pour Into long stemmed glasses.- Whip one cupful of. cream and with a teaspoon dispose In the chilled fruit bouilon. Serve with graham wafers.

Yellow Tomato Bouillon

To one quart of cooked yellow tomatoes, add one-half teaspoon of baking soda and place over the fire; beat the yolk of one egg and add to a pint (ft milk; Into this mixture stir one pint of boiling water; mix well with the boiling tomatoes and remove from the fire! Add one-half teaspoon of celery salt, a pinch of salt, and black pepper and serve hot.

Eggplart Patties

Mold the egg plant pulp to make patties or croquettes. If necessary roll them In flour to hold their shape. Dip them in egg, then In flour, then egg, and last in cracker crumbs.. Fry in hot oil or fat.

Eggplant Dressing

Eggplant makes a tasty dressing to stuff in roast chicken or turkey. Bake the eggpl&at in the skin, tben masb the pulp and mix it with bread crumbs and egg and season highly with salt and pepper. ~ .2

Cleaning Lamp Chimneys

If cold water ia poured through a smoky chimney all the black will quickly disappear; the chimney should .then be polished with a soft cloth.

Frying Eggs

If q few drops of water are added to the fat and the frying pan covered eggs will not become tough.

Knew She Was Converted.

“Yes, Brother Smith, 4 said Mrs. Dunlap, when testifying to her conversion, “I know that I have; been born again. I was once fond of dress, and worldly pleasures, t spent thy money for jewelry and fine apparel; but when I found those things were ruining my soul, I' gave them ail to my sister.” —The Housekeeper.

Didn't Know Whet to Do.

**l tell you, I’m down on these sutermoblles,’’ said the Kansas farmer. "Bother you much?” asked the tourist. “Well. I eh’d say so! When a feller eees a tunnel-shaped cloud acomin’ a-whoopin’ ha don't know whether to run fer a gun or a cyclone ceilair."—The Ram's Horn.

HUMANS EXPERTNESS

'Tea I baa hyuhd dat some, folks kin Hf a chicken off de roos' so geaUe an’ tender dat he wx»*t have hfa

Both Brothers. - ■■ .. —^ Ft*® and Cjty to iwtnijMh BHMMhMT XndlAHA* E. P. HONAN \ , ATtOBm AT LAW the comrta^* * AH *te with promptness and dispatch. H ’ L>BBOWI Crown and Bridge Work and Test. Without Plates a Specialty. All the latest methods In Dentistry. Oas administered for painless extraction. Office over Lanai's Drug Store. JOHN A. DUNLAP P Lawyer. (Successor to Frank Foltz) Practice In all courts. Kata tea settled. - Farm Loans.' Collection department. Notary la tn* office. Rensselaer. Indiana. DR. B. C. ENGLISH m«wu An stmoßoar Night and day calls given prompt attention. Residence phone. ««. Office Phone. 177. DB. F. A. TUBFLSB. OSTEOPATHIC PHXfiU. lA JH Rooms 1 and a. Murray Building. Rensselaer, Indiana. Phones, Office—2 rings on 300, aftstlence—B rings on/300. Successfully treats both acute and shronlc diseases. Spinal curvatures a ipeclJrty. DB. E. N. LOT * SHOCMSQrtto Ur. W. W. Hansel 1. HOMEOPATHIST Office—Frame building on Cullen street, east Of bourt house. / omoa non ai Avenue,^Jphone it*. -TTE^SZT^ Physician and Sargeon •peolal attention to diseases of wnssea and low grades sf fever. Office In Williams Mock. Opposite Court House. Telephone, office ana resldenoe, OAS. AUTOMOBILES^ We have on onr floor ready for delivery two of those convenient economical runabouts, completely equipped, for S6OO. Call and let us tell you more about * Tbe i/fctxtmr

Chicago to Northwest, Tnrttsnaootia, Cincinnati, and the Soith. lonavllle and Trench Lick Springs. *?rwfffec* 'October 1 llTlOlL* * SOUTH BOOTHS No. si—Past Mall ........ 4:0 am. No. 6 —Louisville Midi .... 11:20 a. so. No. 37—Indpls. Ex. v 11:61 am. No. S3—Hoosler Limited .. 1:66 p. m. Np. 89—-Milk Accom. 0:02 p. m. No. 8-*Lbulavil}e Ex. ..... 11:06 p.sa HOSTS BOOTED No. 4—Louisvilie Mall .... 4:63 am. No. 40—Milk Accom. 7:36 am. No. 33—Fast Mall 10:06 a na No. 3S —Indpls-Chgo. Ex.... 3:03 p. m. No. 6—Louisville Mail-* Ex 3:17 p. m. No. 30—Hoosler Limited ... 6:44 p. na Train Na 31 makes connection at Motion for Lafayette, arriving at Lafagstte at 0:16 a m. No. 14. leaving Lafayette at 4:80. connects with Ha M at Moaon. arriving at Rensselaer at 6:44 p. na Trains Noa So and 83, the Limited." run only between Chicago and Indianapolia the C. H. * D. eervfoe fer Cincinnati having been discontinued. W. H. BEAM. Agent.

LOCAL MARKETS. Wheat—9o Corn, new—6l , Corn, 01d—65. Oats—43. Rye—7o. -,v' Buckwheat,—7o. Turkeys—lo-14. Hens—7. Springs—B. Ducks—B. Roosters—4.,-. Eggs—t-24. Batter—B3. -•"J DOMESTIC poM^-nc What have yon to sell? Why don’t you sell it A Republican classified ad will bring you a buyer willing to