Evening Republican, Volume 15, Number 248, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 20 October 1911 — Her Position. [ARTICLE+ILLUSTRATION]

Her Position.

“You know," said Mr. Meekton, “if you secure the franchise you’ll have to go to the polls and vote.’’ • s _ “Humph!” replied bls wife; “I’d like to see anybody make me vote if I didn’t feel like IL" “No, no! The offer is made to you,” said the Judge. A hurried consultation took place. Counsel suggested that it was the lawyer’s duty to submit to the experiment. The lawyer refused. The broker himself was then asked if be would risk it. “What will happen to me if I don’t?" raid he. “You’ll lose the case," replied both his legal advisers. “Then,” said he. hurriedly, "lose the case, lose the cese!” And so he did. y ■■ ■ Mrs. Hornbeak (In the midst cf her reading)—“My goodness! What’s this country coining to? Here is an article headed, ‘A Bartender to. Every Two School Teachers.’ ’’ Farmer Hornbeak —“By, hickory! How them professors do drink.’’— Puck. . ,>•: • \

Colored Voter —No indeed, boos, 1 ain’t never done sold my vote ytt Politician—Well. I thought maybe Colored Voter—But I'll give yo' de address of mah landlord an* yo* kin fix up nox* month’s rent of yo* cbooaoa \ , ,

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