Evening Republican, Volume 15, Number 244, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 16 October 1911 — REFLECTIONS OF A BACHELOR [ARTICLE]

REFLECTIONS OF A BACHELOR

A small family can absorb all a man’s money just as easily as a big one. * The oply time a secret engagement is secret is when one of the two hasn’t heard of it yet The most interesting thing to a man about a glri is how she can pretend he is interesting to her. A man can come mighty near to being the ideal husband if he will just get home regularly to meals. The reason a woman with children would rather lose all her teeth, than believe in heredity is their father. The longer you watch a girl to see how she manages men, the longer you esn keep on watching without finding out When anything goes wrong in his business a man cah wait till he gets home with the family to be cross about it A woman can save ten cents of car fare on buying her house supplies by ordering from half a dozen shops over the telephone at ten cents for each. Even when she is sure she couldn’t be more so, a woman would rather read about how to be beautiful than anything else. —New York Press.