Evening Republican, Volume 15, Number 233, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 3 October 1911 — Our Grocery Clerk Says, Ah, Revenge! [ARTICLE+ILLUSTRATION]

Our Grocery Clerk Says, Ah, Revenge!

Juliet dozed off this morning for a minute, and say, she was some beautiful in her But 1 wanted to get her sore for turning me down, so I called the errand boy over so loud tta>t I woke her up and in a stage whisper that would make a tog horn look sk-k, I chli ruped: “Say, kid, if Juliet feele sleepy why

don't she go home? If she didn’t make »uoh a holler about it, I wouldn’t give three beans; but there she sits, snoring like her heart would break. “There’s a difference between snoring and snoring. Her kind puts all the others out of the running, makes them green with envy. Honest, I’m afraid to take the cotton out of rpy ears. It sounds like a sick pup with a efcen whistle tied to its tall." Say, was the cold cashier mad? Ask her!