Evening Republican, Volume 15, Number 229, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 28 September 1911 — Good Jokes [ARTICLE]

Good Jokes

Non* Left. I *1 should think, with all your monay, yon would Inn a nice yacht” «I would only 1 can’t think of any name tor a craft that haa not already been need."

Another One Haard From. Train Guard—Madam, thia la the smoking car. *>f r r rs. f i*> Aunt Jemima—Why. so it ht Thankee, young man. (Produces plpe.f

Hie Dignity Intact The two footpads had explored the elderly pedestrian’s pocket* and found nothing but a dollar watch and a few other things of little or no value. “If you will make another search of my right trousers pocket.” be said, “you wIU find a dime, which will pay your fare to a more prosperous part of town. And now, gentlemen. If yw* wtn hand me beck my hunrh of keys, we ehall consider this unfortunate and disappointing episode at en end Thanks. Good night”/' (