Evening Republican, Volume 15, Number 227, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 26 September 1911 — CYNICISMS. [ARTICLE]

CYNICISMS.

After all it’s the bread winner who really takes the cake. The man who is gaining groundi should never be dissatisfied with his jkOt ./ The ayerage girl has a good many false alarms before , she meets her fate. A fellow shouldn’t sit in a hammock with a fat girl unless he knows the ropes. A man frequently pins his faith to a star, only to discover that it is a firefly. The man who is as stubborn as a mule always puts his best foot backward. A burned child dreads the fire, but the moth and the flame still seem to get together. Many a man is more interested in, his family tree than in the preservation of the forests. The theory that revenge is sweet influences lots of people to bite off: more than they can masticate. Many a man breams of what he would do if he had a million. As a matter of fact, he would start right In to get another. s It is evident to the most casual observer than the woman who sets the styles must haye a fierce grudge against her sex.