Evening Republican, Volume 15, Number 223, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 21 September 1911 — A Bootless Argument [ARTICLE]

A Bootless Argument

In a Glasgow' car was an aged Irishman who held a pipe in his mouth. The guard told him he could not smoke, but he paid no heed. Presently the guard came into the car and said, with some show of irritation: “Didn't I tell you you couldn't smoke in this car ” “Well, I am not smoking." “Ton haVe got ahipe In your mouth." “So I have feet in me boots, but rm not walking.”