Evening Republican, Volume 15, Number 214, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 11 September 1911 — Some Local Daffydills. [ARTICLE]

Some Local Daffydills.

If Charley got bigger would Elzie Grow? If the cook at the Makeever House would take sick would “Billy” Frye? If his land needed drainage would Fred Tyler? If a young lady was in trouble would Rex Warner? If Arthur brought a new horn back from California would Herman Tuteur? If another cake was needed for a church social would Orange Baker? If there was a pork famine how would Frank Ham? If there was a chance for a big real estate deal would Parm Wright? If we needed a new third baseman would Charley Starr? If the cigar business got bad would Harry Kiplinger? If C. E. Prior needed help would B. S. Fendig? If all of us were in tough luck what would be Clarence Fate? If the horse show brougKt small crowds would it make Charley Blue? If Barkley township roads were soft would Fred Waymire? If Edward VII of England would die would it make Frank King? If others crossed the river would E. V. Ransford?

If they were short of help at the livery barn would Walter Porter? If the mail clerks had a secret organization would Frank Leek? If we needed another instrument in the band would we try Rev. Harper? If neither oak or pine can be used successfully how about Harry Wood? If a certain young lady were to get married would it make George Long? If the New Exposition Shows pleased everybody how would the Horse Fair? If a suit of clothes would hot fit Deacon Hollister would C. T. Try on? If all the other plumbers took ill would it give Charley Payne? If some one wanted to run a fortune wheel during the Horse Show would Lute Turner? If there was some secret backing to the Indiana Northwestern Traction Co. would Eugene Purtelle? If all the merchants were brushing the dirt up Washington Street would Henry Purcupile? If tbs student body wanted to speak to the superintendent how would Lee Adams Express It? If an auto parade started out when the roads were soft would Dr. W. L. Myer?