Evening Republican, Volume 15, Number 211, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 7 September 1911 — SAYS UNCLE EZRA [ARTICLE]

SAYS UNCLE EZRA

“It of’un happens that persistent star gazers stub their toes.” "The feller who says nothin’ nowadays usually can’t git any wood to saw.’’ - “It frequently hap*ns thet a man who takes a drop too much takes many. ” “The farmer who puts his biggest fruit at the top uv the basket may hev his callatlons upset.” *«if there doesn't anybuddy wanter take your note It is evident thet you ain’t much uv a financial musician.** "Es a certain girl asks a certain young man what his favorite color Is he may look fur it In a day or two.** MMM “The young man uv today looks with suspicion upon the woman who is all puffed up with pride— an’ other things.”