Evening Republican, Volume 15, Number 210, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 6 September 1911 — Halves, Mister. [ARTICLE]

Halves, Mister.

It was at a theater in Dublin. The king, aged and infirm, was blessed with two sons. He was pacing up and down the stage with a wearied look, exclaiming aloud: “On which of those two sons shall I bestow the crown?" The bouse was nearly brought down with laughter when a little man m the gallery stood up and said: “Treat ’em fair, guv-nor. Can’t yer give 'em half a crown apiece?"—ldeas.