Evening Republican, Volume 15, Number 208, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 4 September 1911 — Modern Improvements. [ARTICLE]

Modern Improvements.

Patient Doctor, Pm having an awful lot"of trouble with the gas in my stomach. Doctor Yea. yes; 1 know. Those old fashioned fixtures are giving people a lot of unnecessary trouble these days.' Just step Into the next room, and I’ll have my engineer wire you for electric lights.— Puck.