Evening Republican, Volume 15, Number 206, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 1 September 1911 — Modern Improvements. [ARTICLE]

Modern Improvements.

Patient Doctor. I’m having an awful lot of trouble with tbe gas In my stomach. Doctor Yes. yee; I know. Those old fashioned fixtures are giving people a lot of unnecessary trouble these days. Just step Into the next room, and PU have my engineer wire you for electric lights.— Puck.