Evening Republican, Volume 15, Number 199, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 23 August 1911 — Page 2 Advertisements Column 1 [ADVERTISEMENT]

“ — TTUS Hl D *M* ■ CXUL y X VlUl>Xv<dl,a ■ : HffALEY A CLARK, Publishers. RENSSELAER. INDIANA. wLeiw.—.' "".i The excursion girl la now looking Let us all keep busy hoping there may be no buttermilk famine. ' No flies should be permitted anywhere except at the end of a Asking Une. Appearances are deceiving, especially when one buys a box of strawberries. Likewise It la a good idea to keep one’s fingers out of the vicinity of the electric fan. A Newark man suffering from a tothache committed suicide. He cured the toothache. AH knockers are disliked except those who stand up to send the corkcentered ball over the fence. New York’s 7,000 beggars collect each year 115,000.000, and this sum. alas, represents misplaced sympathy. The geological survey says that the earth is being worn away by erosions. Found any tn your gardens, amateurs? A milllon-dollar house wfjl a $25.000 suite of rooms to play In has been bufit for a little New York boy. Poor kiddie!

Chicagoans keep their jewels in odd places, says the manager of a safety deposit company. Not to mention pawn shops. Singing an hour a day will drive away Indigestion, opines a New York doctor. In other words, we can buy health for a song. A New Yorker is suing for divorce because his wife is growing too fat Divorce is getting to be more than a fad. It is a habit Rich prizes: are Mung up a*pt tors and automobile racers. Yet the old game of rocking the boat comes In for nothing but abuse. The pitch for tuning pianos has been changed from 435 to 438 vibrations. Listening to it tn the next flat causes one long vibration. A moonlight rainbow has been seen off New York, but many of those who go on local moonlights will see rainbows before they get home. A St Louis man who was hit by a street car apologized to the motorman for delaying traffic. The heat has a queer effect on some people. A Chicago woman’s club lecturer says that laundry work is poetic. Still a saw-edged collar is not quite as effective as the average poem. “Has a hen a mind?” asks a Kansas City paper. She must have, otherwise she could not have originated the Idea of crossing the road. A savant tells us that music will kill a man’s taste for liquor, but we have heard music that was almost enough to drive a man to drink. An Albany man could not remember his num until he had been shown a photograph of himself. It must have been one of those fiendish snapshots. Stockbridge. Mass., has a citizen who feeds turpentine to dogs simply to hear them howl. Some people will do almost anything for the sake of music. An eastern newspaper devotes a page of type and pictures to showing how a canoe should be managed. Ono way to manage a canoe is to keep out of it 1 - So long as American girls continue to purchase titles and with them unhappiness, no one can say that the gold brick business has fallen Into disrepute A Troy man lost tn a fire >4,700 which he had stored In the house because he had no confidence in banks, but then few of us have any confidence in fires. A Chicago bride wore lemon blossoms Instead of orange blossoms, but It remains to be seen whether it was the bride or the groom who was handed the lemon. One of our ambitious explorers plans a trip to the south pole In an aeroplane. The attempt may not be a success, but, at any rate, he will not run the risk of being overcome by the beat An Elgin telegraph operator has confessed that he cannot support his wife and seven children on a telegraph operator’s salary, wky has be not thought of starting a chicken farm?

The owners of pet dogs should see ♦hat they get plenty of drinking water during hot weather. It is said that tn those localities where there is a good supply of drinking fonts for animals. rabies is of rare occurrence. Cats, lot?, thoygb they may not develop rabies from want of water. Often suffer greatly from thirst, and on hot days will manifest their grati- £* r ’? Dg loud ’ |y wibeii Wrist is offered to them.