Evening Republican, Volume 15, Number 198, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 22 August 1911 — Unconventionallties. [ARTICLE]

Unconventionallties.

’’Wei], I’ll have to be going, Mrs Leader; I’m tired of seeing- you hold that sore-eyed poodle tn your lap.” “I wish I had known that you hare a flat in this apartment, Paxley, before It was too fate for me to back out" “Mr. Swearington, I’ll have to recall that dinner invitation; we don't need you to make the fourteenth, after all.” "Yes, I was at home when you called the other day, Mrs. Whlggins, but I was reading and interesting book." “I know well enough, old chap, that I am not lending you this money; 1 am just giving It to you.” “The moment you entered the room, Mrs. Akers, I knew you had been eating onions." “No, Rivers, I don’t read your stuff tn thd paper; I’m always tired out before I get around to it" ’ — “Mr. Squibb, don’t you think you have stayed about long enough for an evening call?”