Evening Republican, Volume 15, Number 197, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 21 August 1911 — The Proper Countenance. [ARTICLE]

The Proper Countenance.

The auctioneer—morbid and forbidding. The bridge flend—wistful. The waiter —tipsy. The lumberman—bored. The glazier—with a pained 'expression. The manicure—handsome. ~ The bucketshbp manager—pale. The bride—well groomed. The police court Judge— One. The night watchman—mournful. The bootblack —with a shining countenance. The poker player—winsome. The rah-rah boy—cheerful. The marble cutter-with a stony stare. The tobacconist—puffed np. The confectioner—sweet. . The paperbanger—wall eyed. / The carpenter—chipper; you never saw one plain.—Lippincott’s Magazine.