Evening Republican, Volume 15, Number 196, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 19 August 1911 — Page 2 Advertisements Column 1 [ADVERTISEMENT]

• rvepuDiican i ——— - • J w. ~ RENSSELAER. INDIANA. nma--;;;-»J!'!‘".?-’."!"J I'Ji-ai-. “.au— l.ji ssss jUTv.;,. • ■ , ‘ The excursion girl U now looking ■' : “ ■ Let us mil keep boar hoping there may be no buttermilk famine. ■ No flies should be permitted snywhere except at the mod of a fishing line. | ■ • Appearances are deceiving, especially when one buys a box of straw- § bMrt «*’ *•" ■ * ■ Likewise it la a good Idea to keep one’s fingers out of the vicinity of the electric fan. A Newark man suffering from a toth&che committed suicide. He cured the toothache. AD knockers are disliked except those who stand up to send the corkcentered bail over the fence. New York’s 7,000 beggars collect each year $15,000,000, and this sum. alas, represents misplaced sympathy. The geological survey says that the earth is being worn away by erosions. Found any in your gardens, amateurs t A mlUion-dollar house wtii a $25,000 suite of rooms to play in has been built for a little New York boy. Poor kiddie! Chicagoans keep their jewels in odd places, says the manager of a safety deposit company. Not to mention pawn shops. Singing an hour a day will drive away indigestion, opines a New York doctor. In other words, we can buy health tor a song. A New Yorker is suing for divorce because his wife is growing too fat Divorce is getting to be more than a » tta. - inr a \* • a Rich prises are hung up for aviators and automobile racers. Yet the old game of rocking the boat comes In for nothing but abuse. The pitch for tuning pianos has been changed from 425 to 428 vibrations. Listening to It in the next fiat causes one long vibration. A moonlight rainbow has been seen oft New York, but many of those who go on locsd moonlights will see rainbows before home. A St Louis man who was hit by a Street car apologised to the motorman for delaying traffic. The heat has a queer effect ou some people. A Chicago woman’s club lecturer says that laundry work is poetic. Still a saw-edged collar is not quite as effective as the average poem. “lias a hen a mind?” asks a Kansas City paper. She must have, otherwise she could not have originated the idea of crossing the road. A savant tells us that music will kill a man’s taste for liquor, but we have heard music that was almost enough to drive a man to drink. An Albany man could not remember his nama until he had been shown a, photograph of himself. It-must have been one of those fiendish snapshots. Stockbrldge, Mass, has a citizen who feeds turpentine to dogs simply to hear them howL Some people will do almost anything for the sake of music. ~ 7 r “ ' An eastern newspaper devotes a page of type and pictures' to showing how a canoe should be managed. One way to manage a canoe is to keep out of it So long as American girls continue to purchase titles and with them unhappiness. no one can say that the gold brick business has fallen into disrepute. y ' A Troy man lost in a fire $4,700 which he bad stored in the bouse because he had no confidence In banks, hut then few of us have any confidence in fires. A Chicago bride wore lemon blossoms instead of orange blossoms, but U remains to be seen whether it was the bride or the groom who was handed the lemon. One of our ambitious explorers plans a trip to the south pole in an aeroplane. The attempt may not be a success, but, at any rate, he will not run the risk of being overcome by the heat An Elgin telegraph operator has confessed that he cannot support his wife and seven children on a telegraph operator's salary. Why has be not thought of starting a chicken sk farm? "V"f* in' - - The owners of pet dogs should see ♦hat they get plenty of drinking water during hot weather. It is said that In those localities where there is a It good supply of drinking fonts for animals. rabies is of rare occurrence. Cats, too, though they may not develop rabies from want of water. Often suffer greatly from thirst, and on hot days will manifest their gratitude for the attention by purring loudU wuen wat mr is onerea to tnem.