Evening Republican, Volume 15, Number 191, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 14 August 1911 — The Unexpected Sneeze. [ARTICLE]

The Unexpected Sneeze.

\ teacher was giving her small charges a lesson In politeness. “Now, when," said she, “should you say ’excuse me. please?”’ There was a moment’s silence. Then a very small boy put up hia hand. . "Well. Johnnie r “Please, ma’am, you should say excuse me, please,’ when you sneeze at th’ table an* don’t turn away your head bo quick enough."