Evening Republican, Volume 15, Number 187, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 9 August 1911 — REFLECTIONS OF A BACHELOR [ARTICLE]

REFLECTIONS OF A BACHELOR

Begging letters make a man feel worse than being robbed. A man doesn’t call it deceiving his wife is his excuse works. A girl seems to be crazy to have rod hair unless she has It. Theory can start a man, but he’d better finish on horse sense. Every once in so often the straight and narrow path seems to pitch over a precipice. If a man has anything that is a marvel he Is not satisfied unless you think it Is a miracle. There’s not enough money to make all people millionaire*, so most of them have none at an. A man wants to spend his"hioney on having a good time off somewhere, specially If he could have a better at borne for nothing.