Evening Republican, Volume 15, Number 187, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 9 August 1911 — APHORISMS [ARTICLE]

APHORISMS

The pursuit of happiness Is . the chase of a lifetime. Revenge is sweat only after the heart has become soured. The widow Is entitled to her third, but she must get her second , first. The hobble skirt doesn’t' prevent woman from jumping at conclusions. Take the axerage man at his own valuation and you are pretty sure to get stuck. One of the greatest mistakes a man makes is In thinking he isn’t going to make any. It is true that every man has his price, it is equally true that few of them are worth it Keeping his nose constantly down to the grindstone Is apt to give any man sharp features. The best times we have are when we are thinking about the good times we are going to have. A man should never try tp keep any secrets from his wife. Some kind friend will come along and tell her, anyhow. Any suburbanite will tell you that the thing he misses most living out of town is the eariy morning train to the city.