Evening Republican, Volume 15, Number 184, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 5 August 1911 — Mebbe You Haven’t Heard This. [ARTICLE]

Mebbe You Haven’t Heard This.

(Scene —The office of a* railway president. The R. P. is holding conversation with a prominent citizen. Confidential clerk enters with huge document) The R. P.—Where do you want me to sign?” Clerk—“ Right here, sir.” (The R. P. signs and pushes the document away. Clerk hesitates.) Clerk—“ Beg pardon, sir; but wasn’t that a rather large voucher to sign without examination?” The R. P.—Voucher? He!}! 1 thought it was an affidavit”