Evening Republican, Volume 15, Number 184, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 5 August 1911 — Page 4

Plassififlfi Pnliimn 111 -'■'-■l.'.' I ' mi——- I|— Fer Sale—An abundance of very fine •olden plums. Mrs. Austin Hopkins, pboneNo.l. H"H ' l ' —-I in - Far Sale— No. 2 Smith Premier typewriter at a bargain. Leslie Clark, at The Republican office. Far Sale—Some tall Mood Duroe male and female shoals. C. A. Reed. phone US A. Far Sale - Sevan lots, with residence, plenty of small fruit if sold kT Sept. Ist, S7OO. Box 217, ReosseFar Sale—Krakauer Bros, plsno, new. Mrs Prank Foltx. Bdr Sale- Typewriter ribbons. Heps bilfian office. ‘ ‘ Far Sale—Residence property in Baplngton for sale cheap, or will trade for good automobile. Address 81. 8. Alkman, Newport. Indiana. Fer Sale—Bees and beekeepers’ supplies. Call or write tor free catalogue. Leslie Clark, Rensselaer, Indiana. Far Sale- Hardwood lumber of all kinds; also cord wood. Randolph Wright, R. p. No. S. Rensselaer, or ML Ayr phone No. 20 I. FOR SIFT, : - " Fer Beat— No. 2 Smith Premier typewriter. Leslie Clark, at the ReFar Beat- -Furnished rooms. Mrs. BL L. Clark. Far Bant - Well finished, five-room cottage, good location. F. Thompson. WANTED. Wanted— Girl for general housework. Apply to Mrs. Wm. Lee, 2 squares east of jail, or address box 41. Wanted A private family would like to take two gentlemen boarders. Address Box 30, City. Wanted —Twenty lady clerks at the Raasford bankrupt sale. Apply at osn at the store. Wanted—To buy s ton or so of clover hay. J. D Allman. Wanted To buy a good solid second hand spring wagon. Home Grocery. Wanted I lUual sad traveling salesan representing our reliable goods, ▲ay man at good appearance who Is not ebeU of work eaa make this s satisWetary sad permanent business. Write •I IBM for terms. Outfit free. Terrieeey unlimited. Big money can be Mb Appl| quick. Allen Nursery Co.. STOLEN. Stales—From the J. P. Hammond premises Saturday night, a bicycle) back tire red, Thor coaster brake information leading to recovery will be rewarded. FARM LOANS Without Commission I PET TIM Del *J I yj| IMy Without Office Charges ______ _J Without Charges For IflMCr Making Out or Ul Ull U I Recording Instruments W. H. PARKINSON, AUTOMOBILES. Wo havo aa oar floor ready for delivery two of those convenient economical runabouts, completely equipped, for SOOO. Call and lot us toll yea more about * The Msoaml A Health Lesson For Itihu. When s passenger train rolling across the prairies of Indians, comes to the Illinois state line, the brakeman or train porter carefully conceals the tin cups at the water tanks, for In Illinois the public drinking cup is an outlaw. While Indiana’s health lawß are pointed as models by many states here are several specific instances in which Indiana is behind other states, and the abolition of the public drinking cup is one of them. Probably the taking effect of the law in our slater state will stir Indiana to action on this line. Anyone who has noticed for a short time the various uses of the drinking cup at the public drinking place will readily admit it is about the most unsanitary convenience that modern progressiveness tolerates. Black, white and yellow succeed each other, aad the delicate schoolgirls may follow the town drunkard in regaling herself from It. It is used for quenching thirst, taking medicine or whisky, or possibly cleaning a pair of false tenth, sad, if not chained to its post, its realm of usefulness is even more varied. . •: ' It may require some time to educate the people to carry individual drinksooner the education is begun the better for the people of Indiana. . Nn matter what yon want to sail mwhefi you want to buy. try a daaal-

HE WAS NOT THANKFUL

My neighbor Cooley suffered a good deal last winter from rheumatism la his breast, and his wife was badly frightened about It for fear it should end in consumption. Cooley could not be Induced to try any remedy tar the trouble, and Mrs. Cooley was nearly worried to death about It. At last she determined to try strategy. Bbe made a dry mustard plantar and one night while he was asleep she sewed It upon the Inside of his undershirt, so that it would Just cover the rheumatic place. Cooley dressed himself in the morning, wholly unsuspicious of the presence of the plaster, and went downstairs. At the breakfast table, while he was talking to his wife, he suddenly stopped, looked cross-eyed, and a spasm bf pain passed over his face. Then he took up the thread of the conversation agaifi and want on. He was in the midst of an explanation of the political situation, when all at once be cessed again, grew red in the face and exclaimed: “I wonder what in the No. it can’t be anything wrong.” Mrs. Cooley asked what was the matter, and Cooley said: “O, it's that Infernal old rheumatism again; come back awful. But I never felt It exactly the same way before. Kinder stings me." Mrs. Cooley said sbe was sorry. Thsn Mr. Cooley began again, and was Just showing her how the ravages of the grasshoppers in the west, and the potato-bug in the east, would affect the election by making the people discontented, and so likely to strike at the party in power, when he suddenly dropped the subject, and Jumping up, eaid: “Thunder and lightning! what’s that? Ouch! O. Moses! I feel’s if I had a shoveful of hot coals inside my undershirt.” , “Must be that rheumatism, getting worse,” said Mrs. Cooley sympathetically. “0, gracious, no! It’s something worse than rheumatism. Feels like burning Into my skin. Ouch! Ow-wow-wow! It’s awful! • I can’t stand it another minute. I believe it’s cholera, or something, and I’m going to die!” “Do try to be calm, Mr. Cooley/*^ “Calm!" How can a man be calm with a volcano boiling over under hie shirt. Go ’way from here. Get out of the way, quick, while I go upstairs and undress. Murder-r-r-rs but it hurts! Let me get out. quick!” Then he rushed up to the bedroom and stripped off his clothes. His cheat was the color of a boiled lobster; but he couldn’t for the life of him tell what was the matter. Then his eye rested upon something white on his shirt. He picked up the garment and examined it. Ten minutes later he came slowly downstairs with a dry mustard plaster in his hand, while thunder clothed his brow. Going up to Mrs. Cooley, he shook the plaster under her nose, sad said in a auppressed voice: “Did you put that thing in my clothes?” “I did it for the best, John,” she said. “I thought—” “Oh. nsver mind what you thought. You’ve taken the bark clean off of my bosom, so I’m as raw ss a sirloin steak, and I’ll probably never be well again as long as I live. That lets you out. You play no more tricks like that on ms. Now, mind Than ha slammed the door and went out. Mrs. Cooley doesn’t know to this day exactly what effect the grasshoppers are going to have on the election. —N. W. Weekly.

Sea of Velvet Blue.

The Mediterranean sunset is oho of the glories of the world. The sos Is a velvet blue. When evening cornea the olouda forsake the sky aad the sun takes oa the color of moiton gold, gilding the purple waters as the groat glowing disk approaches the level line of the hortson; wide waves of crimson Intervene across the asure heavens, and sea and sky leap together in s vivid embraoe of color. The sun vanishes, the sea turns from gold to silver, sad the sky grows crystal clear. Then night falls slowly down.

When Anyone Is III.

Don’t forgot. It you havo aa invalid la the house, that, before taking any meal up to him, it is always wise to ascertain if he Is ready for !L It is disappointing to bring a tempting little meal, all piping hot. and find that the invalid wants his hands washed and his pillows shaken up, and various other little things attended to, and when the moal Is finally tasted to havo It proaonaoad "too cold.” The thing to do Is first to aos that the patient is all ready, than bring the moal.

His Idea of Bonanes.

A certain man had a dies straps osporianoo In gold mine speculations. One day a number of ooUoognoo wore disposalng the subject of apooulatloß, when one of them said to tots speculator: ”OM chap, aa an expert, give m n definition of the term ’bonansa.'" *A ’bomansa,’ * replied the experienced man. with emphasis, "to a hate in tha ground ownad by n

Hong-Kong's fine Harbor.

Hcmg-Kong harbor has a wu> •» ana of taa a 11m, and la irtgard ad aa no of tha laaat la the varii

SPAIN’S WEALTHY FAMILIES GO TO OTHER COUNTRIES

Political Conditions Have Brought About Serious Conditions.

MADRID, via Hendaye—(Spl.)— Alarm concerning Spain’s politics: future has reached a point where, after transferring as much of their investments as p&ssible abroad, th« wealthier class of people are getting their own persons and their, families out of the country as fast as they can. In the larger cities, like Madrid, Barcelona and Seville, hardly any are left of th eso-called “best people” and the effect of their disappearance is being severaly felt in business circles.

The reactionary military and clerical elements are In full control oi the government at present and, as the Republicans had expected in the event that the reactionaries came into power, the repressive measures they are adopting are driving the people wild with rage. The radical groups are. In fact, rapidly organizing for an open attack on the monarchy. Indeed, Pablo Iglesias plainly told the Cortes April 7 what to expect, in the speech In which he said that unless the Ferrer case was reopened and justice done, the masses would “take the case Into the streets and carry on the struggle with arms in their hands and their chestß bare.” Though the commissioned army officers are the rank and file are almost wholly anti-mon-archist.

Making Life on Farm Easier

if ACHINES that almost think” iVJL is a term that may with reason be applied to many forms of improved farm machinery wherein human control has truly been reduced to a minimum. The machines perform their various functions automatically, almost as if they had minds of their own. About all the operator has to do is to feed and to steer them. - \

For instance, the “broadcast seeder,” which is employed for planting grass and grain. This is attached to an ordinary wagon. The only human co-operation it requires is the keeping of its hopper full. It will also distribute all manner of dry commercial fertilizers, putting them precisely where they will be of the utmost benefit.

For such grains as must be planted systematically in rows or in hills, there is provided a v mechanlcal grain drill. Among Its numerous attachments may be mentioned a land measurer, something like a cyclometer, which records the acreage planted. To cover the seed that it has planted it has a system of hoes that are adjusted to work straight or “zig-zag.” A variant of this apparatus weeds as well as sows. Another remarkable farm machine that comes within the category of “thinking” apparatus is the bean planter. It drills the hole in the ground, plants the beans, covers them, and marks the position of the next row at one operation. It will even alternate corn with beans, turn and turn about', or plant corn in place of beans, distribute fertilizer, and cover everything impartially. The potato planter picks up the potato and looks it over;' or seems to, cuts it into halves, quarters or any number of parts, separates the eyes, and removes the seed ends. It plants whole potatoes or parts of them as near together or as far apart as the judgmen{ of the man on the driving seat suggests. Having dropped the seed, it covers it, fertilizes if, tucks it In like a youngster put to bed, and measures off the next row mathematical accuracy. Certain vegetables, notably tomatoes, cabbages, cauliflower, celery, lettuce, and some others, need to be started in cold frames' and transplanted for the practical business of growing. For this purpose there is a plant setting machine that will handle a sprout with an almost loving care, establish It in its new environment, gather the earth tenderly about its roots, and give it a copious drink of water from a tank it carries. It will cover from four to six acres a day.

The various operations generally known as “cultivating” were once the bane of the farmer's existence. Now he has s machine for each operation of crop tending, with s driver’s seat as comfortable aa that of a motor car. The machines seem to know a weed from a crop plant, and while they will snatch the weed out by the roots they pahs the plant unharmed, provided, 01 course, it is growing In its proper place. When the crop la ready tar gathering, American mechanism is.at its best The perfection of the modern reaper and hinder needs no comment.

Lite’s a Circle.

“Bronson has gone to Europe tor his health.” "How did he loss Ms health r "Earning the money to go to Bto rope.”

Qood nod. good cultivation, good common nun are a pretty good combination, If good crop* ara desired.

Reporter Some Times has Difficulty to Get the News.

The personal items which appear in the newspapers are eagerly scanned by nearly every reader. They are not items of importance, in a great news sense, and yet they are one of the most interesting departments of the country newspaper and a never failing source of supply of material for the alleged humorists on the city papers. Usually three or four lines suffices to tell the story, but those little personal items are sometimes a source of annoyance to the person who is trying to gather them. It is not infrequently that one has to apply the force pump something after this manner: , ■ ' . / “Who were your guests,, last Sunday?” "Oh, some folks from Beanville" “What were their names?” “Case.” “The given name, please.” “Emma.” “Mistress or Miss?” “Mistress.” “Anyone with her?” “Yes, her daughter.” More business of learning daughter’s name and whether married or single. Then you get another tip as follows: “We had some more company, too.” “Who was it, please “' —— “Mr. Jones.”

Then you go through the same performance to get the given name and address, and a dozen other questions that finally elicit the information that Mrs. Jones was there also, and the additional fact that their daughter and her husband were also of the party. Occasionally it happens that some of the party have done something worth while, or have had an adventure, or met with good luck or misfortune that lends interest to the simple announcement of the visit, but it takes a lot of pumping to get the facts. Those items are a necessary part of the paper each week and a great many persons are very obliging regarding s;uch information and in a straightforward way give the essential -'details without hesitation. But there are enough of the other kind to almost give the reporter the blind staggers at times.

Don’t be backward about giving information to the newspapers. If it happens that for the best interests of all concerned an item should not be printed there are none more ready to keep the fact in confidence. But when you can help a bit, don’t force the reporter to use the force pump.

Lawyers Looking for Judgeship Warren-Benton Counties Circuit

Attica Press.

The lawyers and politicians of Warren and Benton counties are looking forward with no little anticipation to the race between Ele Stansbury and Grant Hall for the judgeship. There are two or three others mentioned in connection with the nomination but the indications are that the real race will be between these two. That there has been a great change in the feeling toward Ele in his own county since he was turned down for Judge Saunderson cannot be denied and those with their finger on the political pulse in Warren assert that he will have the full support of his county in the convention.

Victor Ringer is said to be the other aspirant from Williamsport and if be gets into the race no telling what complications may arise.

Young Couple Married at Aix Parsonage by Rev. W. G. Schaefer.

At 5 o’clock Friday evening at the Aix parsonage by the pastor. Rev. W. G. Schaefer, Mr. Ambrose F. Marion and Miss Jessie Estella Parks were united in marriage. The bride is the daughter of Mr. and Mrs. Clay Parks, of Newton township, and they will probably make their home on the Parks farm.

Burns Bound Over to Cireuit Court on Wife Desertion Charge.

Hugh Burns was bound over to the circuit court by Squire Irwin Friday afternoon on the charge of wife desertion. He was not locked up, but was given an opportunity to procure bond.

Today the other charges against him are being tried. .

A specific for pain—Dr. Thomas’ Eclectic Oil, strongest, cheapest liniment ever devised. A household remedy in America tor 26 years.

The Interstate assembly of (fie Unlversallst conventions of Indians will open at Rome City. August 19, and close August 27. The Rev. T. J. Johnson, of Muncie, will be the first speaker. y

Any skin Itching la a temper-tester. The more you scratch the worse It Itches. Doan'e-Ointment cures piles, ecxema—any skin Itching. At all drug stores. Fhaw your Want Air. to The Republican. Call No. li.

MUST OBEY AUTO LAW.

A number of local auto owners are guilty of various infractions of city and state automobile laws. We wish to have all understand that we will arrest all violators, without favor. Persons who' exceed the speed limit who drive at night without lights, or who do not have their machines properly numbered will be arrested. We hope that all will heed this warning. GEORGE MUSTARD, Marshal, FRANK CRITBER, Nightwatch. Reduced Rates ea Monon. ■ . .. On account of the International Meet at Chicago, 111., the Monen Route will sell tickets at one and one-half fare tor the round trip. Tickets will be on sale August 13, 14 and 15th. and will be good to return until Aug. 21st On account of the Modem Woodmen of America, Southern Indiana District Convention, at Evansville, the Monon Route will sell tickets at one and one-half tare for the round trip. Tickets will be on sale August 8 and 9 and will be good to return until August 10, 19U. .. On account of the Knights of Pythias of N. A., A. A. and A. (colored), supreme Lodge Biennial Session at Indianapolis, the Monon Route will sell tickets at one and one-half fare tor the round trip. Tickets will be on sale Aug. 18, 19 and 20, and will be good to return until August 21, Ipll.

Tortured For 15 Years

By a cure-defying stomach trouble that baffled all doctors, and resisted all remedies he tried, John W. Modders, of Moddersville, Mich., seemed doomed. He had to sell his farm and give up work. His neighbors said. “He can’t live much longer." “Whatever I ate, distressed me,” he wrote, “till I tried Electric Bitters, which worked such wonders for me that 1 can now eat things I could not take for years. It’s surely a grand remedy for stomach trouble.” Just as good for the liver and kidneys. Every bottle guaranteed. Only 50c at A. P Long’s.

Mebbe You Haven’t Heard This.

(Scene —The office of a* railway president. The R. P. is holding conversation with a prominent citizen. Confidential clerk enters with huge document) The R. P.—Where do you want me to sign?” Clerk—“ Right here, sir.” (The R. P. signs and pushes the document away. Clerk hesitates.) Clerk—“ Beg pardon, sir; but wasn’t that a rather large voucher to sign without examination?” The R. P.—Voucher? He!}! 1 thought it was an affidavit”

Life Saved at Death's Door.

“I never felt so near my grave,” writes W. R. Patterson, of Wellington, Tex., “as when a frightful cough and lung trouble pulled me down to 100 pounds, In spite of doctor’s treatment for two years. My father, mother and two sisters died of consumption, and that I am alive today is due solely to Dr. King’s New Discovery, which completely cured me. Now I weight 187 pounds and have been well and strong for years.” Quick, safe, sure, it’s the best remedy on earth for coughs, colds, lagrippe, asthma, croup, and all throat and lung troubles. 50c and 91-00. Trial bottles free. Guaranteed by A. F. Long.

Trinity M. E. Church Announeement.

Rev. Fred K. Rich, pastor of the M. E. church at Sheridan, 111., and son-in-law of Mr. and Mrs. A Collins, will fill the pulpit at Trinity M. E. church Sunday morning. All are invited.

Falls Victim to Thieves.

S. W. Bends, of Coal City, Ala., has a justifiable grievance. Two thieves stole his health for twelve years. They were a liver and kidney trouble. Then Dr. King’s New Life Pills throttled them. He’s well now. Unrivaled tor constipation, malaria, headache, dyspepsia. 25c at A. F. Long’s.

Christian Church.

Sunday school at 9:30. '. There will be no preaching service but a full attendance of all members Is desired at the morning service hour to disouss things of importance.

i Hill UK LAST'S VKU. er waiter «r «C lit J»lata. irtitln. 1— SerSeiSe. »elae la ISa kttaars «r aaaralgU him, to write te tor ter a tote* tmtaat which ku rep—t«4lj cmi ill thfiM tortifit. ST tte m! SS*a£i U «lrt!x rtaatttltjr aaS teaa wMajratate. If tto "I have bean somewhat costive, but Doan’s Regulets gave Just the results desired. They act mildly and regulate the bowels perfectly."—George B. Krause, 301 Walnut AvA, Altoona, Fa. Typewriter ribbons for sale at Tha

- I . ■ .awSF ' _ _ . -•yac&tasaE PR. «. G ENGLISH ssr DR. F. A. TPRFLBR. Rooms J. ,sod Building. Office— on Successfully treats both soots sn« sSiftv d,Beai,e ” BpU,al curvatur ~ • DR. E. N. LOY Successor*)* Dr. W. W. HartselL Office—Frame building on Cullen street, eatt eg court house. orncß non so ~ Residence F. B. HRMPHILL, M. B. Physician and Surgeon mSmEwv*grsdes*of*fsvcE. Office la Williams block. Opposite Court House. Telephone, office Sad resldenoe, S4A DR. L M. WASHBURN. MTSXOUX Am itrsaxox Hakes a specialty of Diseases of the Eyes. Over Both Brothers. ARTHUR 1L HOPKINS UW, LOAMS ABB BSAB BRASS Loses on farms sad city property, personal security sad chattel mortgage. Bay, sell aad rent farms sad city property. Farm and city firs Insurance Office over Chicago Bargain Store. 9. T. &rwte~ S. O. Xrw*a~ IRWIN A IRWIN SAW, ÜBtt BWtn ABB IXWS t.jper. loans. Office la Odd E. P. HONAN ASSOBBBT AS SAW Law, .Loans. Abstract#, insurance sad Real Estate. Will practice in nil the courts. All business attended to with promptness and dispatch. H. L. BROWN Crown and Bridge Work aad Teetk Without Pistes s Specialty. All the latest methods in Dentistry. Go* administered for painless extraction. Office over Larch's Drug Store. JOHN A. DUNLAP Lawyer. (Successor to Frank Foltz) Practice in all courts. Estates settled. Farm Collection department. Notary in the office Rensselaer. Indiana. OLAUUBS HTTBP BT ~ Dr. G. CATT OFTOMJBTBXBT EtßtttlltTi Office over Long’i Drue Store. Phone No. Utj

if T-Trir OhlOAfO tO VOTthWllti XKL&iO&OPOli& Oiidmtt* thm girntfli. TiiHt tUU and rTench lack Spring*. * n "e ffect *D<£ember* 2**mo7 BOtmc sons. No. 81—Fast Mail 4:48 a. ax No. 6—LouiaviUe Mall .... 11:98 a. m. No. 87—Indpls. Bx. 11:80 a. nx No. 33— Indpls. Mall 1:(8 pn. BS •HSUrV-'i::: ,S!S HOBTE BOUND. No. 4—MaU 4:89 auto. No. 48—Milk Accom 7:88 a. ax. No. 88—Fast Mall 19:98 a. nx No. 38 —Indpla-Chgo. Bx. 8:88 p. ax. No. 9—Mali and Bx. 3:16 p,HX No. 80—Cln. to Chgo. MaU. 6:88 p. ax No. 8 and 88 ara now trains running between Chicago and Indianapolis ana Train No. 81 makea connection at Monon for Lafayette, arriving at Lafayette at 8:16 a. m. No. 14. leaving Lafayette at 4,:59 p. m_ connect* with No. 80 at Monon. arriving at Reneaelaer at 9:98 P» ax

FARMS FOR SALS. 65 acres, six miles out. corn land, good buildings. 975, Terms, f 1.500 down. 160 acres, 140 tillable, fair Improvements. 945. Terms, 91,600 dowm. 600 acres good land, good buildings. Will trade. 160 acres in Kansas, 160 acres In Arkansas, and a 95,000 mortgage note; will trade together or separate and pay cash difference. 21 acres, four blocks from court house. 25 acres Improved; terms muy. 080. r. MEYERS. Wife OH Tip Tap Adrien. "My wife wanted me to take our" boy to the doctor to cure an ugly boa/* writes D. Frankel, of Stroud, Okie. “1 said‘put Bucklen’a Arnica Sdlve on It,' She did so, and It cured the boll In n short time.” Quickest healer of bums scalds, cuts, corns, bruises, sprefass, swellings. Best pile cure on earth. Try It Only 25c at A. F. Long's. « ' »• '■ . V..

Baking Our Own Been! Again.

We hare our oven installed on the ground floor now and wish to notify our cutsomers that we are baking our own,bread again. Hoping for a liberal share of your trade, I am, as ever, anxious to please all customers. HUGH LEAVER A Classified Adv. will And tt.