Evening Republican, Volume 15, Number 180, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 1 August 1911 — Baby Likes Being Automatic. [ARTICLE]

Baby Likes Being Automatic.

To tejl you the whole bitter truth, the baby does not mind being made automatic, says Ellis Parker Butler in an article in Success Magaadne. Hie baby that is unrocked and uneradled and uncuddled, and fed patent readymade foods, and sterilised, and scientifically reared, really thrives! Be is put out of doors when the weather Is two notches below zero, and hla hands get warm! He is plumped into bed without a pat or a lullaby, and he drops off to sleep like a little pink log! He awakens at uncanny hours of the night, and instead of howling, he winks a couple of times and goes to sle«p again! He begins to teethe, and when he wails, Instead erf being fed and filfed with soothing sirups, he has his food supply cut down to a minimum. and he teethes without fevers or stomach riots! He is bathed as a oocodiie would be bathed, and he loves his bath! tflSB