Evening Republican, Volume 15, Number 177, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 28 July 1911 — Page 4

B Column. Smith Premier ain, Leslie Clark, office. f%r Sale—Some (all blood Ouroc mad female shoats. C. A. Reed, phefae 536 A. Per Sale —Seven lots, with residence, plenty of small fruit If sold by August Ist, S7OO. Box 217, Rensselaer, Indiana. . Far Sale —Some full blood PolandChina boar pigs; also full blood Jersey ball. B. C. Maxwell, R. O. 1. Renssewmrtod. Far Sale —Krakauer Bros, piano, new. Mrs Frank Foltz. For Sale—Typewriter ribbons. Republlcan office. ... M „.ll 1 11, , , ! Far Sale—Residence property In! Remington for sale cheap, or will trade for good automobile. Address B. 8. Alkman, Newport Indiana ■■■——— ' ' i Fbr Sale er Trade—l Rumley separator. In good repair. Write Ray Light Raab, Beaton county, Indians. Far Sale —Bees and beekeepers’ supplies. Call or write for free catalogue. labile Clark, Rensselaer. Indiana. Far Sale—Hardwood lumber of ail ktefls; also cord wood. Randolph WHght R. D. No. S, Rensselaer, or HtyAyr phone No. 20 I. ■ FOR BRUT. Far Beat—No. 2 Smith Premier typewriter. Leslie Clark, at the Republlcan office. “ Ibr Beat—Furnished rooms. Mrs. B. L. Clark. Far Bent —Well finished, five-room eednge, good location. F. Thompson. -J WANTED. Wanted—To buy a ton or so of stover hay, J. D Allman. Wanted—A load of clover hay. Geo. Healey, phone 163. Wanted—To buy a good solid second hand spring wagon. Home Grocery. Local and traveling salesS>a»-> uprssrating our reliable roods. W«U Of good appearance who la not ItjiM of work can make this a satls■Btory and permanent business. Write ■toneo for terms. Outfit tree. TerriMOT unlimited. Bis money can be quick. Allen Nursery Co., LOSS. Lead—Small chain purse. Finder please leave at C. Bari Duvall’s store. FARM LOANS 'Without Commission IfiPT nn Without Delay |ay Without Office Charges _AJ Without Charges for IH ■r Y Making out or HUH L I Recording Instruments W. H. PARKINSON. £ STRAYED. Estrayed— A bay mare weighing about 1,000 pounds; bad headstall of halter on when she left. A liberal reward for information to Jas. German, es at this office. AUTOMOBILES. We have ea ear fleer ready for delivery two of those convenient economical runabouts, completely eguipped. for SOOO. Cali and let us tell you more about . “• The MSXHSII' MAI tOSfi MERCY HOSPITAL. City es Gary Mast Raise S2MOO For ' ■ InstUutiosN Support. ftorr. Ind., July 27. —Unless the people of Gary can raise $20,000 within the next two months, the city will lose the Mercy Hospital. Sisters of St. Francis, who established the institution in 1907, are dependent upon the earnings for support and as threefifths of the cases are charity ones, the hospital is being conducted at a lose. Three of the nuns have given up their lives for the sick of the city. FALLS AND BREAKS BOTH LEGS. Well Digger nearly Drowns Before Being Rescued. Newcastle, Ind., July 27.—While being drawn from a well which he bad just completed, and into which the water was rapidly pouring, Monroe Hoover, a well digger of New Lisbon, tumbled from the bucket to the bottom, twenty-five feet below, and broke both legs. He was helpless and the water was pouring In so fast be almost drowned before being rescued. Happiest Girl la Llueela. A Lincoln, Neb., girl writes, “I had gMjMPfRkNi and stomach trouble. 1 ud U..r Tablets and la three day, I

Stea That Tortirinf HEADACHE A headache is irritating, nerve-rack-ing and therefore weakening. Wont of all there’s a cause— an organic disorder—that you must not neglect Don’t continue to suffer—don’t drift into serious ailments—get a package of Caparine today. Mops the worst headache almost instantly and then relieves and cures the condition that produced it. Colds, constipation, biliousness and grip yield quickly to this remarkable preparation. Caparine is a tonic and stimulant and a gentle laxative. Be prepared for the next headache—get a package today. At all druggists— loc and 25c. DeKalb Drug & Chemical Company, Ltd., DeKalb, 111.

RIGHT CITY, BUT WRONG STATE.

Kentucky Girl, Fearing Desertion, Appeals to Elwood Authorities. Elwood, Ind., July 27.—Heartbroken because she believed she had been deserted at the aitar by Jasper A. Moore, to whom she was to have been married today, Miss Ethel M. Faust arrived in the city today and appealed to the authorities for help when the groom-to-be did not meet her at the station, as he had promised. He had written her he had accepted a position in Elwpod and asked her to meet him there for the wedding. When later the girl showed the letter to the authorities it was seen he had written from Elwood, 111., and that she had mistaken the abbreviation of that state for Indiana. Miss Faust had come from Marion, Ky., and immediately telegraphed her lover she would take the next train for Elwood, 111.

ILLNESS IS PEACEMAKER.

Coin in bus Man Withdraws Charges When Wife Nurses Him. Columbus, Ind., July 27.—Stephen N. Davis, who yesterday locked his wife out of his home and when she effected an entrance by breaking a window filed a malicious trepass charge against her, was taken suddenly ill this morning and his illness effected a reconciliation between the couple. When the wife learned of his illness she said that her place was at the bedside of her sick husband, and she returned home to nurse him and care for his home. Touched by his wife’s tender devotion, Davis consented to a complete reconciliation, and ordered the charge he had filed against his wife dismissed.

DROWNS WHILE AFTER FISH.

Greensburg Druggist Sinks in River During Pleasure Trip. Grreusburg, Ind., July 27.—Addison Magee, 28 yeurs old, a druggist of this city, was drowned in Flatrock River, near Sulphur Hill, Shelby county. Magee, in company with Charles Olliger, of this city, was camping at Ensleys Bluff, and had been there since Monday. This morning the two w r ent fishing, but separated, one going up and the other down the river. A man driving along the highway saw Magee up to his armpits in the water. When he looked a moment later the fisherman had disappeared. Assistance was summoned, but the body was not recovered for more than half an hour. A widow and two small sons survive. Mrs. Ellis W. Ryan, of Connorsville, is a sister.

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PRESENT DAY GIRLS USE FEW ADJECTIVES

A GREAT deal is said, from tim« to time, about t>he needs of oui public schools. So far as I ‘am able to Judge, their moat pressing and. immediate necessity is a couple of ton* of assorted ad. Jeotivee, and somebody to teach the pupils how to apply them with some kind of discretion in the places where they will do the most good. It is my happy <rrivilege to be acquainted with a number of young girls who are high school graduates, and to listen to tiheir effervescing convex sation. It is vastly entertaining, as well as a liberal 'education, to sit at the feet of these fledglings, and get their oueer, clear, unsophisticated blase,Ultra modern views on world, old problems; but beyond the curious blending of infantile ignorance and septuagenarian knowledge they display, the most interesting thing is their utter poverty in the matter of adjectives. ,So far as I am able to discover, the young person of today starts out in life with only four. These are, ‘‘cute 1 ’ and "grand,” and “swell’’ and ‘‘fierce;’ and these are used interchangeably and without any sense of value. Thus the Flatiron building is cute. So is the Obelisk. So are the works of art in the Metropolitan Museum. So la Mr. Taft. So is a battleship. A chocolate soda, on th® other hand, 1® grand. A chiffon dress is grand. A comic opera i® grand. Coney'lsland is grand.’ Anything and everything is grand that is pleasant and agreeable, but it is just as likely to ,be cute. As for “swell,” you have, or rather they have, a s well time at a dance, or on an automobile ride, or you have a swell dinner at a restaurant, or you get a swell dress, or have a swell house. Thing® that cost money are "swell” when they aren’t “grand” or ’.’cute.” “Fierce” expresses all the gradation of woe from losing all of your nearest relatives to breaking a fan. It also applies to the very quintessence of joy, such as going to the Junior Prom, for instance, in a taxi and having callow youth® fight over your dance programme. Apparently Miss Sweet-and-Elgh-teen gets along with perfect comfort to herself, and intelligibility to her fellows, on this meagre equipment of adjectives; but to an older person it Is very, very tad to see one so pover-ty-stricken when there are so many beautiful, expressive, delicately appropriate adjectives still left in the dictionary, and to be had for the taking. One wishes that parents and teachers thought It worth while to provide young people with a more liberal capital of adjectives upon which to do business in life; for the adjective is not only the foundation stone of conversation, it contains wfthin itself the whole of the art of making friends, or enemies. “It isn’t what ’ee said, it’s the narsty way ’ee said it,” complained the hero of Chevalier’s song about the man wifco had insulted him; and many another one of us has felt like voicing the same lamentation over an individual who ha® given unintentional offense. The trouble was that the undiscriminating Individual had merely used the wrong adjective. For there is one particular adjective thait L-, to each of U 6, like a red rag to a mad bull and another .before which we melt as wax in the sunshine. And the art of pleasing consists in knowing how to choose the right one! What a pleasing sentiment, for example, a stout lady entertains toward the individual who speaks of her plumpness, and wtfclat burning hatred ahe forever feels toward the blunderer who call® her fat! How tweet to the »ar of the thin woman to be called jlender. willowy, 0 r svelt; and how unforgivably offensive to be told that jhe is scrawny! I know’ of a family feud that had Its beginning in a tactless woman, with a limited supply of adjectives, writing to a young mother, who had jent her the picture of a homely baby, 'thai little Johnny appeared to be a aice, healthy child.’ But the fond mother would have been overjoyed !f her correspondent had said that little Johnnie was a remarkably Inter--1 jsting child. What a difference it makes whether you call a snub no:e a pug ncee, or ipe&k of it as a tp-tilted nose, or a re•xousße nose. Who would not be furious at being abeled sallow, and who would not gurgle with delight at being described is having an olive complexion! What woman would not resent oeing called a*h colored, .but beam with joy at being referred to a® pale iliver blonde? * Yet all these way® of putting It mean the same tfcing. The difference 'lee in the adjeotlve. There are those who think that all flattery is a sweet morsel that we roll under our tongues. Perhaps. But the flavor of it depends on the choice of tho adjective. Which one of us ha s sot felt like braining the blunderer who handed us the wrong adjective when we panted so after the right one?

Be sure th® woman whodevotes her life to studying th® fashions doesn't want to be told tfbat she ig “good." 3he pines to be called "smart.” Nor foes the man who succeeds in business feel overjoyed at being praised is “industrious." He yearns to be sailed a “financier.” It makes you mad, through and through, to paint a picture as Mack «s tragedy Itself and have some idiot call it "pretty;” and it breaks your heart when you have poured out your whole soul in some etory that you think gets down below tlbe skin and grips the soul to have your friends tell you it !■ “sweet”. And so It goes. The average person has scarcely a speaking acquaintance wttfa half a dozen adjectives. Yet If 1 were giving advk** to any boy or girl etarting out in life I should «»y. put adjectives in thy mouth. Huy win carry you further than will toriptethyporaa.

FOR DECORATING GLASS.

Flattie Material Fused Thereon to Any Outline Desired. A quick and inexpensive method of making decorated glass has been Invented by a Pennsylvanian. The process consists In depositing raised lines of some plastic material On the glass in outline of whatever design is desired. The glass is then fired and fuses with the material thereon, making a clear design. Colors can be applied to the glass wherever desired, thus giving the effect of stained glass, as In church windows, fancy door lights, etc. Or the process without coloring can be made to resemble

Quick and inexpensive.

leaded glass. It will be readily noted that this is a very quick and simple method of decoration, as compared with "'the old process. Leaded border effects can be secured in the same though the chief value of this Vew method is the facility with which floral or figure designs can be produced by any person who is a sufficiently competent draughtsman to outline them in the plastic* material. —Washington Star.

JUROR WITH WHISKERS.

Why He is not Favored by Lawyers, for Defence in Criminal Cases. Is a Juror with whiskers apt to be old fashioned in his ideas in a criminal case and “soak” the defendant upon the principles embodied in the ancient Mosaic law? Or does the fancy of the old Greeks that a man with whiskers naturally was endowed with bravery still exist, and are bearded jurors feared as pitiless? The remarks of Judge Willard M. McEwen before the State’s attorneys’ convention in Chicago to the effect that lawyers for -the defence in criminal cases do not trust whiskered jurors’ decisions called forth these suggestions by State Attorney John E. W. Wayman and Attorney Charles E. Erbstein. "It is true that a feeling exists among lawyers to the effect that a man with whiskers is an undesirable Juror,” said Mr. Wayman. “I confess I don’t know the specific reason for it, and in fact must admit that the best case I ever won was a case where the foreman of the Jury had whiskers all over his face. So did the man who hung the jury for the defence in the first Cronin trial. The ancient Greeks believed that a man with whiskers was endowed with bravery, and perhaps the present superstitutlon is traceable to the ancient belief.” “All men wore whiskers in the old Bible countries in the days when judgments were- unrelenting,” said Attorney Erbstein. “A strict adherent to the ancient laws of Moses might be unyielding and be stern. It is on the principle that a Jew with whiskers is likely to be orthodox. I don’t want men with whiskers on juries that try cases for me."' The jury experts went far In the way of sweeping aside the impression that benevolence goes with “old gentlemen with whiskers."

A SURPRISE PACKAGE.

But Please Dont Send lt t te a Nervous Person. It’s very pleasant getting a/Surprise —sometimes—but it would not be welt to send this kind of a surprise to any-

one who is very nervous. It’s just the thing, however, to spring on someone who can take s good joke. Yon take a piece of heavy pasteboard and cut small enough to go into an envelope easily. Then cut It Into the shape shown in the diagram, that Is. like the letter B, with the middle left out—attach a rubber band to the {pasteboard and Insert In It another piece of pasteboard, and finally fold the whole thing In a single leaf of paper just large enough to conceal It bnt not to confine It too closely, and Insert It Into nn envelope. All that Is now necessary is to send or hand the letter to your victim, who on opening It win bo very much surprised. When the boner begins Operations he will think sffineons has seat bias a nest of bumblebees. Try It

WHEN HER BACK ACHES.

A Woman Finds All Her Energy and AnUtin SUpplng Away. Rensselaer women know how the aches and pains that come when the kidneys fail make life a burden. Backache, hip pains, headaches,, dizzy spells, distressing urinary troubles, all tell of sick kidneys and warn you of the stealthy approach of gravel, dropsy and Bright’s disease. Doan’s Kidney Pills should be used. Here’s proof of their merit in a Rensselaer woman’s words: , Mrs. Henry Randle, Forest street. Rensselaer, Ind., says: “I have not the least hesitation in recompending Doan’s Kidney Pills, as I know them to be a reliable remedy for kidney complaint. Last July I had a severe attack of bachache, accompanied by pains through my loins. It was all I could do to attend to my work. When I fcas suffering the worst, one of my neighbors advised me to try Doan’s Kidney Pillß, in fact, gave me a few that she had in the house. I took them and was so pleased with the results that I procured a further supply at Larsh’s Drug Store. They acted just as represented and In a short time 1 was free from pain. I think a great deal of Doan’s Kidney Pills and highly recommend them." For sale by all dealers. Price 50 cents. Foster-Mllburn Co., Buffalo, New York, sole agents for the United States. Remember the name —Doan’s—and take no other.

SHOW HORSE HAS NEW STUNT.

Circus Animal, Suffering From Sickness, Commits Snicide. Lafayette, Ind., July 27.—Before a crowd of several hundred persons who had assembled to watch a circus unload in the Lake Erie & Western railroad yards, a big bay draft horse committed suicide. The animal had been sick for a few days, suffering great pain. Under the care of a veterinarian he was taken out of his stall in the car to be exercised. The horse made a galloping start and in an instant ran head first into the side of a freight train. He dashed his brains out and died instantly. The animal was valued at |SOO. Circus people who witnessed the accident declare it was a deliberate case of suicide.

CAN’T COMPETE WITH CIRCUS.

Bryan Cancels Bedford Lecture Date Because of Other Show. Bedford, Ind., July 27.—William J. Bryan was booked to- deliver a lecture in Bedford on August 28. He has cancelled his engagement owing to a circus having been subsequently advertised for the same date.

Frank Donnelly Has Cataract Removed From Right Eye.

Frank Donnelly, manager of th,e Rensselaer Lumber Co., was in Lafayette Thursday and underwent an operation by an optical surgeon for the removal of a cataract from his right eyer He will probably be confined at home for several days.

REMINGTON.

Miss Ida Beal is home from her annual vacation. Miss Bertha Primmer is recovering from a two weeks’ attack of malarial fever. Rev. Father Schmitz and mother are spending a two weeks’ vacation in lovra. Mr. and Mrs. Kust'er were removed to the Soldiers’ Home at Lafayette Tuesday. •” T ' • The M. E. Missionary society met at the home of Mrs. Brand Tuesday afternoon. Miss Bessie Hitchcock left Friday morning for a two weeks’ visit in South Bend. Mr. and Mrs. Frank O’Connor and children, of Green Bay, Wis., are visiting relatives and friends. Howard Jones and daughter Esther went to Washington, Pa., last Thursday for a week’s visit with Mr t and Mrs. Kay. Mrs. Katie Mullen Hughes and her sister, Mrs. Snlckenbarger, of Wolcott were guests of their father Tuesday, while in attendance at the tuner al of Mrs. Carmody. The Presbyterian Ladies’ Aid met last Thursday with Mrs. Jas. Greene. It being the last session before Fountain Park opens, an outline of work was planned for the early fall, the first meeting to be Sept 7th with Mrs. John Wilson, the president

LOCAL MARKETS.

Wheat—76c. Corn — 56c. Oats— 33c. Rye— 6s c. Eggs—loc to 12c. Butter —15c to 2tc Turkeys— 9c. Chickens— ic. Springs— l2c. Roosters—4c. Ducks—fla

Prolnsisnal Cauls DR. B. C. ENGLISH tmKCLur un avsssox Night and Say calls gives prompt attention. Residence phone, fit. Office phone. ITT. XmtL DR. F. A. TURFLBR. omoMimo raxszcuAV Rooms 1 and 2. Murray Building. Rensselaer, Indiana. Phones, Otiice—2 rings on 200, opaltrace—2 rings on 200. Successfully treats both acute sad chronic diseases. Spinal curvatures, a specialty. DR. R. N. LOY Successor* to Dr. W. W. HartselL HOMSOF&THISI Office—Frame building on Cullen street, east of court house. omn non » —— Residence College Avenue, Phone MS. BUUNWIiTi Tndisns F. H. HEMPHILL, JL D. Physician aa4 Surgeon ■pedal attention to diseases of worses and low grades of fever. Offlce In Williams hpek.. Opposite Court Hdflfee. Telephone, offlce and residence, 441. DR. I. M. WASHBURN, raxueux AMD SUBOBOB Makes a specialty of Diseases of the Eyes. Over Both Brothers. ARTHUR H. HOPKINS UIW, BOOSTS AMD BMfiXi MSSACM Loans on farms and city property, personal security and chattel mortgage. Buy, sell and rent farms and city property. Farm and city fire Insurance. Office over Chicago Bargain Store. J. P. Xrwln E C. Irwin IRWIN * IRWIN LAW, BRAD ESTATE AMD XHStTRi per oent farm loans. Office In Odd Fellows’ Block. E. P. Holl£N ATTOBMMY A* LAW Law, Loans, Abstracts, Insurance and Real Estate. Will practice in all the courts. All business attended to with promptness and dispatch. Rensselaer, Indiana. H. ~ Crown and Bridge Work and Teeth Without Plates a Specialty. All the latest methods in Dentistry. Gas administered for painless extraction. Office over Lamb's Drug Store. - ■ i . A JOHN A. DUNLAP Lawyer. (Successor to Prank Foltz) Practice in all courts. Estates settled. Farm Loans. Collection department. Notary In the office. Rensselaer. Indiana, sun uni, XT Dr. A. G. CATT f OPTOMETRIST Bensselasr, Indiana. Office over Long’s Drug Store. Phone No. 232.

Chicago to lorthmit Indianapolis. Cincinnati, and the South, LmliTtUo and French Zdok Springs. BEWgma inni buwt.u. In Effect December 26, 1910. ~ SOUTH BOUXB. No. Sl—Fast Mall 4:46 urn. No. 6 —Louisville Mall .... 11:06 a. m. No. 87—Indplfl. Ex. 11:80 a. m. No. 33—Indpls. Mall ....r 1:68 p.m. No. 39—Milk Accom 6:68 p. m. No. 3 —Louisville Ex .a... 11:06 p. m. hosts Bonn. No. 4—Mall 4:69 a.m. No. 40 —Milk Accom 7:36 a.m. No. 32—Fast Mall 10:06 a. m. No. 88—Indpls-Chgo. Ex. .. 2:63 p.m. No. 6—Mail and No. 38—Cin. to Chgo. Mall. 6:68 p. m. No. 3 and 88 are new trains running between Chicago and Indianapolis ana Cincinnati. Train No. 81 makes connection at Monon for Lafayette, arriving at Lafayette at 6:16 a. m. N<k 14, leaving Lafayette at: 4:80 p. m., connects with No. SO, at Monon, arriving at Rensselaer at 8:08 P, m-

FABjp FOR SALE. 65 acres, six miles out, corn land, good buildings. $75. Terms, $1,660 down. 160 acres, 140 tillable, fair improvements. $46. Terms, $1,500 down. 600 acres good land, good buildings. Will trade. 160 acred in Kansas, 160 acres in Arkansas, and a $5,000 mortgage note; will trade together or separate and pay cash difference. 21 acres, four blocks from court house. 25 acres improved; terms easy. GEO. F. METERS. Church of Got Services. ■ 1 There will be a meeting at the Church of God next Sunday at 10:45 •or business and consultation in regard to the work for the coming year. All members earnestly requested to be present For summer diarrhoea in children always give Chamberlain’s Colie, Cholera and Diarrhoea Remedy and castor oil and a speedy cure is oertaln. For sale by all dealers. c Wonder how many wives Solomon saw when he came home from the club nights. Sometimes it’s easier to break in than it is to break away. ▲ Classified Adv. .will Ind it