Evening Republican, Volume 15, Number 174, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 25 July 1911 — Page 4

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PUT JAMES BOYS TO SHAME.

Shelby Men Go on Rampage With Direful Results to Families. Lowell, lad., July 24.—The rampage of the Kinney brothers at Shelby last week on Friday, when they threatened to annihilate their families and neighbors, still continues as the principal subject of excitement at the river town. While there has been no official interference, they are under more or less surveillance by the law-abiding element of the community, and another outbreak similar to the one of last week promises to result in arrests. One of the brothers known as “Doc” Kinney last week entertained his brother, Charley Kinney, and family, at bis Shelby home. The two brothers got into company with other visitors on the river, in the party being some women whose conduct was ground for objection by the wives of the Kinney brothers to their husbands. A scene of domestic discord ensued at the JCinney home which needed the interference of neighbors and which did not end until the women had been hurled bodily out of the windows and over the fence, and Ben and John Ahlgrim, two neighbors, had snatched a shotgun from “Doc” Kinney and threatened to use it on him if they did not behave. The two brothers were finally cowed, but later returned to their retreat for alcoholic liquors. The women, afraid for their lives and dreading the return, fled to the home of James Doty, the father of Mrs. “Doc” Kinney. But for the prompt action of the Ahlffrims bloody murder might have been committed. “Doc” Kinney got his shotgun from over the door and threatened to kill bis wife. When the Ablgrimß interferred he turned it on them, but they succeeded in snatching, it away from him. The quarrel did not end here, however, but was featured with another exciting episode when each of the brothers threw their better halves through the window and over the fence.

RUNS AMUCK ON TRACTION CAR.

Albion Guardsman Grows Insane and Escapes, but is Recaptured. Peru, Ind., July 24. —Joseph Hile, of Company A, Third Regiment, Indiana national guard, while being taken to his home at .fflbion, Ind., from Indianapolis, today created intense excitement on an Indiana Union Traction car two miles south of Peru. He had been sick since Saturday and was being taken home by two guardsmen*..Near the substation south of here Hile became a raving maniac and disrobed, after which he ran to the rear of the car and leaped out of the window, holding to the trolley pole rope until the car had almost stopped, when he let go. The guardsmen pursued him down the track and finally overpowered him. He was again placed on the car and brought to Pern, where it required the guardsmen and two policemen to take the man in custody, where he is at present.

LAPORTE MAN WEDS HEIRESS.

Announcement Follows Shortly After First Wife Gets Divorce. Laporte, Ind., July 24. —A telegram received here announces the marriage at Great Falls, Mont, of George L. Burns, formerly of Laporte, and Miss Valeria Douglass, granddaughter of former United States Senator Gibson of Montana. Miss Douglas, it is said, is the heiress to an immense fortune. The first wife of Burns recently obtained a divorce here on the ground of failure to provide.

FIRE DESTROYS CREAMERY.

Disappearance of Books, Following Blaze, is Mystery. Columbus, Ind., July 24.—The Hope creamery, owned by the Hope Creamery company, was destroyed by fire today, causing a loss of $6,000, with $3,000 insurance. The fire started from a defective flue, and, while the company’s books and accounts are known to have not burned, they have disappeared and their disappearance is a mystery. The plant, which is to be rebuilt, will be enlarged.

CARRY SAFE FROM BUILDING.

PostofUee Thieves Then Open and Rob It of Contents. Crawfordsvlllo, Ind., July 24. —About SIOO and a quantity of stamps were taken from the Jamestown postoffice safe this morning. The thieves carried the Base out of the building and then blew it open with nitroglycerin. The postofflee is conducted in conjunction with a jewelry store, bat the valuables in the jewelry department were left unmolested.

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THE INJUSTICE OF HAR

Colonel Henry of this town gave a little talk on the war, Thursday evening last—Major General Hanes, who was to have been the orator of the evening, being unable to come.—OLD NEWB ITEM. 1 Heard the Colonel’s little talk It was not much about the war, after all. I think the Colonel got mixed, not being a public speaker. And, by the - way, be wasn’t a Colonel; that is Just the name he went by. “Fellow citizens and soldiers,” he began. "I never once felt fear during the war. But I feel It now. It’s easy to talk about taxes down in the town hall on Election Day, but standing up here in * pulpit is different.” The Colonel stopped. He seemed to be groping among his thoughts to find a lead he could safely follow. Then he straightened up and threw his head back. His nostrils dilated. I've seen a horse do the same thing On a race track. It’s a sign either of winning or of a mighty interesting run. I knew the Colonel had found his text. ~ “As you know comrades and friends, I was born here in Campton; so was my father, and his father, and so on back to the founding of the £o wn When 1 was born, father and mother lived down along the river, in the little house opposite-Masy’s Mill. “Some of you are did enough to remember the trouble they had when the scarlet fever epidemic of ’44 Btruck this town. We were seven children, and they all died but me. “Not much schooling in those days. Father farmed it, by hard work, and our living was scanty. I went to work as long ago as I can remember. “On Sundays I used to come to this meeting-house with mother. She was a quiet women, but uncommon good, and she loved me for the six children she had lost. Our pew was the front one on my right. Kind of conspicuous I admit, but we hired it because it was cheap—four dollars a year. Even four dollars came hard in those days. “I worked on the farm with father in good weather, and tried to get a little schooling in the winter. But as I look back, it seemß to me now as If I never had any time to myself. However, work didn’t hurt me any. “We had a good man here for minister in those days—Aaron Baker. Hetried his Best to get me Into the ‘right life,’ as he called it. But I never could see it. He sort of led me to read the Bible and hymns, and rellglous books. “Working in the fields, ploughing and harvesting, I used to think about what these books said, and I got the notion Into my head that for foolish, Impossible ideas, religious books took the prize over all other exhibits. When Mr. Baker talked to me about them, I told him just what I thought about the whole business. “ ‘Where’s the logic” I said to him, of turning the other cheek when man bats you on one side of the head?’ “ ‘What’s the use of running in that loaves and fishes sTory TWICE? Isn’t once a hard enough strain on a man’s belief?’ “ ‘What do these hymn writers mean by doing the worm of the dust descrip-

tlon so often? You don't act like a worm of the dust when you’ve had a couple of glasses of cider for supper with father and mother. You’re as bold and free as a lawyer.’ “And so I used to get after the minister. But he took It in good part, and always used to say: “ ‘Be patient with God, and He will no doubt be patient with you. I believe in you.’ “Then the war broke out. I was twenty-one in April, ’6l. On the morning of my birthday, father got up from the breakfast toble, went out into the shed and got down his musket. He came back with it in one hand and some money in the other. “He handed both to me and said: ‘The country needs you, and 60 do your mother and me, but the country’s in bigger trouble than we are just now. When you come home again, I’ll give you the thirty-acre lot, and you can marry Mary Ellen and settle down—UNLESS YOU GET SHOT IN THE BACK!’ “Some of you remember my father. He said what he meant the first time, and there were no repeats. Mother was crying. I looked at them both took the musket and the money, and went out. Father shut the door and locked it. “I walked fourteen miles to Brockton and enlisted. But, before I left for the front, I sent the money back home. There was just four dollars — and I remembered the pew rent was due on the first of May. “Boys” we fought a good fight. I don’t need to talk about it. We did our duty as we saw it, and no man from Campton disgraced himself. Our own particular names ain’t set down In histories; but what we helped to do is down there. All but one thing. That is WHAT EACH OF US WAS THINKING ABOUT. “In my case it was of the injustice of war as a means of settling family disputes. The noise of guns and cannons, the crazy way we rushed on to kill and be killed made me wonder whether there was really a Power on high who would let such things happen day after day, month after month, and not stop it, with his all-powerful reputation. “It took me some time to get this set straight in my head; but, comrades, I heard the Gettysburg speech, and after that I saw that I was a poor Judge of big things. “When my time was up, I went home by train to Brockton, and made the fourteen miles here to Campton on foot. When I walked down Neponset street it was about 9 o’clock in the evening. I went around to the back of the house and looked in at the kitchen window. “Father was reading. His look was hard and troubled. If the lamp hadn't shone right to mother’s face, I shouldn’t have known her. *1 went round to the front door, the one father had locked on me. It was partly open. I walked in and said: ‘l’m back.* Mother gave a little sob and held out her arms to me. She aall something I didn’t understand.

and kissed me. Ae far as I remember, she had never kissed me since I was a little boy. “Father looked up and said: “ ‘Get hurt?’ “ T lost a little off the aide of my face,’ I said. * “ Get hit in t®» back?’ “‘No sir, I said, ‘the shots weren’t coming that way.' i ’The next morning w« went oat and began to fence the thirty-acre lot. 7 “Then I Began to Understand." “I married Mary Ellen in October, at the parsonage. We went to live in the house where I was born. Mr. Baker used to come to see us. He talked to me just like be used to, and I seemed to understand him better. He talked more or less like the Gettysburg speech. “I told mother, one day, that I thought the parson was right. She looked up at me in a quick, almost shy way she had. Her lips trembled, and she kissed me again.”

Our Grocery Clerk Says, “Solid Ivory”

It’s lucky for that errand boy of ours that he’s a son of a friend of the boss. He really has me wondering sometimes hqw one kid can make so many mistakes. His latest break almost lost us old Charley Martin, an eccentric old geezer, but one of our best customers. Old man Martin came into the shop this morning looking as If his last friend on earth had departed for parts unknown. It appeared that his favorite dog, a rusty looking old animal, that he’d had for fourteen years, turned over and died last night. Well, he went to look out the door while I was wrapping up his order. When I had It all done up In my usual professional manner, I gave It to the errand boy to hand to the old fellow. Of course he has to hand him the wrong package. 4 Maybe you've guesßed it? When the old man goOmmsluaii undid that bundle be found four pounds of frankfurters. And his dog—as I say, it’s good and lucky for that kid he’s the son of a friend of the boss’.

Enigmatical.

“Pop,” said Jackie, aa he spelled out a murder story on the first page of the Clevide, "what’s lids mean? En-enig-enigmatical “Forget it, son," replied his father, “you wouldn’t understand it if I took the trouble to explain it to you.” “Well, John Peevedl” ejaculated Mrs. Peeved. “The Me* of putting the boy off that way when he is making a conscientious effort to improve his mind. To think of the many times you’ve aired views on the bringing up pf children to me. Wen. if you won’t tell him, I will. What was the word, Jackie?” “En -en - enigmatical,” repeated Jackie, as h« searched up the column again to find it. “Certainly I’ll tell you what it means,” continued Mrs. Peeved, casting another reproving look at her husband. “It means —it —means when & thing—how is it uaed there, Jackie?” “it says,” read Jackie, “it says ‘the juspected man’s replies were en-enig-matical.’ ” “Uh-huh,” Bald Mrs. Peeved. “That’s easily explained. You see, when a person doesn’t understand a thing, that is, when there may be some doubt as to tbe meaning of something ’’ “Clear as mud,” chortled Mr. Peeved, leaning back to enjoy it. “Hush, will you, please?” snapped his wife. “How can I tell 'the boy what he wants to know if you’re all the time chiming in with your nonlensical remarks?" “How can you, anyhow,” Mr. Peeved wanted to know. “Enigmatical, Jackie,” resumed Mrs. Peeved, ignoring him, “enigmatical, suppose you asked me why your father stayed out late last night, and I told you fairy stories are not all printed in books, to you, Jackie, to you, that answer would be enigmatical. You see, if there’s a hidden” “It don’t say anything about fathers or fairy stories in this paper,” objected Jackie. “Don’t Interrupt. How can I explain to you when you won’t listen. Enigmatical” “But, It don’t” “Jackie, gaAa.hfi<L” commanded his mother. “I have no patience with boys who ask questions and then refuse to listen to the answers,” And she pretended not to hear her husband’s chuckles.

SPOILED THE PIECE.

Clifford was rather a forward child for five years, but it was deemed safe to give him a place on the program of a Sunday school entertainment in the hope that his first appearance before the public might awe him Into seemly behavior. Ho delivered his little piece so well that those who knew him best were already breathing freer; but, alas, for earthly hopes! Clifford had come to the end of his lines, and instead of the conventional way of exit, he was swinging his arms preparatory to a leap from the threefoot platform, and with the words, “J bet you I c’n Jump off o’ befe,” he forthwith prooeeded to do so.

PROBABLY.

Sweet Young Thin*—Do you know, these incubating arrangements are humble life tragedies to me In their mechanical substitution to the little chicks for a real mother. They strike me as melancholy. Practical Farmer—Perhaps they are. They're brooders themselves, you know. In a hurst of the dose and cryptic confidence that la begotten of much aloohol, a certain young peer on Tuesday night confessed (to the present writer) that he loved no lees than •71 female persons In musical comedy, who, among them, could speak five linen-The Pink ’Un. The split log drag la becoming popular In the ooantry towns and one can invariably tell a town where It la In

SIGNAL CORPS WORK

“Stunts” to Astonish'Visitors at Military Tournament Captain Alvin H. McNeal Training His Men for the Big Show In Chicago July 23 to 30. One of the features of the National Military Tournament to be held in Grant park, Chicago, July 23 to 30, la to be the work demonstrated by the Signal corps under the command of Captain Alvin H. McNeal. While the duties performed by the men of this corps are of a professional and technical nature, Captain McNeal is trailing his men in a series of “stuntß” that will thrill and astonish the thousands who will attend the pageant. A part of the work of the Signal corps is the construction and operation of wireless stations, telephone systems and telegraph and cable lines and offices at all points where the army is serving. While the, men of the national guaid signal corps are upon somewhat of a different footing from those of the regular army, all of them must be well versed in their duties. At the present time the government has technical schools for the Signal corps at Fort Wood, New York, and at Fort Omaha, Neb. The course of instruction given the enlisted men embraces telegraphy, telephony, the re

The Old Type of Wireless Mast on a Pack Mule.

pair and operation of electrical apparatus, handling of primary batteries, storage cells, dynamos, wireless telegraph apparatus, fire control material, e.tc. Efficiency in this course of study leads to immediate preferment and selection for special duties In the corps, and also promotion to the higher, grades of non-commissioned officers. There are many examples of promising young men,_ who in a single enlistment in the Signal corps, have found themselves at the termination of their enlistment so well equipped with professional knowledge as to enable them to at once command situations at higher salaries and standing in civil life. The technical schools provided b> the government compare favorably in thoroughness and scope with similar institutions in civil life. Military aeronautics Is another of the important duties of the Signal corps, and in this new art opportunity is offered for a limited number of specially selected men to secure training and experience in the handling of captive balloons, free balloons and aeroplanes. Owing to the varied services performed by Signal corps, there is a good opportunity for its members to visit many parts of the world. While the men in the national guard are not enabled to take these junkets to foreign parts, they are given a varied experience by visiting different parts of the country and also In the inspection of the work of the regular army. From viewing the work of the regular army Signal corps the national

Sharing Rations with Hla Mul* Friend, guardsmen are rapidly becoming exceedingly proficient In thiß work. The care and operation of a network of telegraph lines, and submarine and subterranean cables, and the Installation of fire control systems at theses coast defenses, carries Signal corps men to nearly all the cities on the Atlantic and Pacific coasts, to Honolulu, and to aU parts of the Philippines. The wqrk to be done by the national guard Signal corps will exemplify nearly all of the work mentioned above, and will be both Instructive and highly interesting. One of the Interesting features to be demonstrated by Captain McNeal’a men will be the use of the automobile in the work e< the Signal coma . .. .

Protessional Cards DR. E. C. ENGLISH Night and day calls gives prompt attention. Residence "phone, Ui Offloe phone. 177. m^a DB.F. A. TUBFLEB. - OSTEOPATHIC PHYSICIAN Rooms 1 and 2, Murray Building. q Rensselaer, Indiana. Phones, Office—2 rings on 200. gddence—3 rings on 200. Successfully treats both acute and chronic diseases. Spinal curvatures a specialty. DR. E. N. LOT SucceesorAto Dr. W. W. Hartnell. HOMEOPATHIST Office—Frame building on Cullen street, east of court house. op pice neon an-' Residence College Avenue, Phone I*o. Btniitlinr. liAluuk F. H. HEMPHILL, M. D. Physician and Surgeon Special attention to diseases of women and low grades of fever. Office In Williams block. Opposite Court House. Telephone, office and residence, 442. DR. L M. WASHBURN. PHYSXCXAV AHS BUBGSOB Makes a specialty of Diseases of the Eyes. Over Both Brothers. ARTHUR EL HOPKINS SAW, XU) ABB ABB BEAXi BBTATB Loans' on farms and city property, personal security and chattel mortgage. Buy, sell and rent farms and city property. Farm and city fire Insurance. Office over Chlcagq Bargain Store. Wensselaer, 9. T. Irwin 8. o» Irwin IRWIN k IRWIN LAW. BEAL BBTATB AND XWStm ANON. I per oent farm loans. Offloe In Odd Fellows' Block. E. F. HONAN Law, Loans, Abstracts. Insurance and Real Estate, will practice In all the courts. All business attended to with promptness and dispatch. Rensselaer. H. L.4BROWN Crown and Bridge Work and Teeth Without Platea a Specialty. All toe Latest methods in Dentistry. Gas administered for painless extraction. Office over Lamms Drug Btore. I. O. O. F. Building. Phone 112. JOHN A. DUNLAP, lawyer. Practice In all Courts. Estates settled Farm Loans, s Collection department ” Notary in the office. Rensselaer. Indiana. GLASSES lUIIU BY ** Dr. A. 6. CATT OPTOMETRIST Rensselaer, Indiana. Office over Long’s Dr.ug Store. Phone No. 222.

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