Evening Republican, Volume 15, Number 165, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 14 July 1911 — Sarcasm This. [ARTICLE]

Sarcasm This.

“Excuse me, madam, but would you mind walking the other way, and not passing the horse?” said an English cabman with exaggerated politeness, to the lady who had Just paid a minimum fare with no fees. . “Why?” she inquired. 4# “Because if ’e sees wot *e*s been carrying for a shilling ’e’ll have a fit," was the freezing answer.—National Monthly.