Evening Republican, Volume 15, Number 165, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 14 July 1911 — Good Jokes [ARTICLE]

Good Jokes

NO CHANCE FOR HIM. I** •• ••; -.--• i Donald (who la seeing his more prosperous cousin off by the train) -To pMt like tae leave me a bob or twa itae drink ye a safe Journey, Wulllo. I Wullie (feigning regret)—Man. canina. A*my spare shullin’s I gte tae mo lauld mither. Donald—That’s strange. Because yer mither told me ye never gae her Wullie—Wheel, If I dlnna gle n»y jaald mither anything, what sort o* lebance dae ye think you’ve got?—