Evening Republican, Volume 15, Number 161, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 10 July 1911 — POINTED PARAGRAPHS. [ARTICLE]

POINTED PARAGRAPHS.

Dull business produces a sharp appetite. A man should be square and a woman should be plump. Beware of the talking machine that talks machine politics. A baby cuts Its teeth even before it Is on speaking terms with’them. Revenge may be sweet, but It is likely to leave a bad taste in the mouth. Once again the young man’s fancy turns to thoughts of vacation money. A woman never gets thin from worrying over the fact that she Is too fat. A woman believes in making her own laws and following her own fancies. ‘ w There’s nothing that cures people of wanting things Hke being able to afford them. Utopia, says a bachelor, is a land whose Inhabitants are all engaged but none is married. As a matter of fact, but few people ever have the opportunity of looking a gift horse in the mouth. A woman never ceases to question her husband’s judgment until the undertaker gets busy with his person. When the thread of one’s discourse depends upon a string of lies, it is very apt to get tangled into a knotty problem.—Chicago News.