Evening Republican, Volume 15, Number 158, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 6 July 1911 — SAYS THE OWL [ARTICLE]

SAYS THE OWL

The fool’s money has other affinities. -gu - He that gives freely expects but little in return. \ <Often a handsome man can make a living despite it. To the fat lady life should be anything but a dreary waist It takes more than a daily bath to keep a man’s record clean. The best of men are sometimes worsted—and that’s no idle yarn. A close student of human nature seldom lends money to his friends. A prude Is a girl who always knows a lot of things she shouldn't know. A woman’s idea of tough luck is to have a gentleman call when she’s washing her hair. Fashion plates come and go, but fortunately it isn’t possible for a woman to look like ne. The average man has but three am- ' bit ions: One is to become rich and the other two are to become richer.