Evening Republican, Volume 15, Number 134, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 7 June 1911 — Friendly Tip. [ARTICLE]

Friendly Tip.

Saplelgh—Would you—er —advise me to —er —marry a beautiful girl or a sensible girl? Hammersley—Tm afraid you'll never be able to marry either, old man. Saplelgh—Why not? Hammersley—Well, a beautiful girl could do better and a sensible girl would know better.