Evening Republican, Volume 15, Number 126, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 27 May 1911 — GOOD REASON. [ARTICLE+ILLUSTRATION]

GOOD REASON.

The Victim—The burglar lighted matches all over the house, but he didn’t disturb me a bit and I’m a very light sleeper. The Detective —Evidently you are a married man.

Miscalculation. The easy, self-indulgent chap. Whose great ambition is to shirk. Expends more strength to find a snap Than it would take tor real work.

They All Do. “Ho is .a chip off the old block.” “Ho is so sharp that his mother com olden him a splinter.”