Evening Republican, Volume 15, Number 123, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 24 May 1911 — POINTED PARAGRAPHS. [ARTICLE]

POINTED PARAGRAPHS.

■ Fly time is the season for aerwplMftiDg. Some people will take any old thins —except a hint He who lives upon hope will probably die from starvation. No man Is happier than when he i-ctlng as his own press agent. A man must learn to -hold Ma tongue if he would hold bls own. A woman of beauty is a joy forever—if she keeps her face closed. mW t' Some people would like to live is clover—but not the hay fever victim. —■ One girl is always saying about another: “She’s just crazy to get married.” A married woman wastes a lot of time trying to pry her husband loose from his coin. Occasionally an old bachelor thinks . of'marrying—which may possibly explain why he doesn’t. A woman can derive thirty -seven times as much pleasure from shopping as her husband can from buying. - —Chicago News.