Evening Republican, Volume 15, Number 116, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 16 May 1911 — SMILES [ARTICLE+ILLUSTRATION]

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FAVORITE FICTION.

“Gentlemen, I Failed to Win the Nomination, but I Have No Unkind Feelings Toward Anybody." “We Have Lost Out, My Friends, but My Only Emotion Is One of Gratitude to Those Who Loyally Supported Us" “I Assure You, Mr. Winch, This Is Not a Company Dinner; This Is What We Always Have.” “Mr. Squlgley, I’ve Been Wanting to Meet You for Years; All I Buy ths Bazoo for hi to Reed Your Stuff." “Yes, It's a Dog's Ufa; I’m the First One at the Office in the Morning and the Last to Leave It in the Evening.” "I Thought You Said You Couldn’t Dance, Mr. Peduncle! You Do It Splendidly!" f "You Can See for Yourself. Mr. Sessor That We Haven't Anything la the flouse Worth Paying Taxes On." "I Think I Ought to Have About SI,OOO Insurance on My Household Goods, Mr. Brockleaby; It Would Cost Me That to Replace Them."