Evening Republican, Volume 15, Number 114, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 13 May 1911 — Next! [ARTICLE]

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There were a couple of dandy fish liars in the Colonial lobby. We didn’t have time to get their names, ad* dresses and photographs, but we lingered long enough to hear the conversation. The poignant part thereof was as follows: “How much did your fish weigh?” *T didn’t have no hay scales with me, you mut But when I pulled him out It lowered the lake four Inches. ‘ “Some fish,” commented the other, without the quiver of an eyelash. “Reminds me of some good sport I had duck hunting last fall. I fired at a flock of ducks and gathered up four quarts of toes.”—Cleveland Plain Dealer.