Evening Republican, Volume 15, Number 114, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 13 May 1911 — Page 3

HEALTHY KIDNEYS ESSENTIAL TO PERFECT HEALTH.

When healthy, the kidney* remove about 500 grains of impure matter daily from the blood; when unheal thy,impure

matter MF absorbed, causing diseases and symptoms. To attain perfect health keep your filters right. You can use no better remedy than Doan’s Kidney Pills. Mrs. O. W. Erwin, 308 Third St, Little Palls, Minn., says: "My whole body became

bloated and swollen and at night I had to gasp for breath. Kidney secretions were in terrible condition and to bend my back was agony. Lite was one constant round of suffering and I really thought death would be a relief. 1 began using Doan’s Kidney Pills and today am awell, happy woman.** Remember the name—Doan’s. For sale by all dealers. 50 cents a box. Foster-Milburn Co., Buffalo, N.Y.

A Wall —In the Near Future.

"Drat them plutocrats! They’r* grinding down the poor worse every day. There I was makin’ es high es |29 a week commission fer ketchin’ automobile speeders, an’ now what do they do? They take to flyin’ machines an’ cheat a poor man out of his Livin’, the hogs.”—Judge. <*■> Xt

One Close Tip.

"Tour wandering life as an actor must cut you off from all ties.” "Ah, madam, say not so. The railroad ties are' ever with us.” Lewis’ Single Binder straight 5c cigar. You pay 10c tor cigars not bo good. Every man is Just enough of a liar to keep himself amused.

S RATS&MICE EXTERMINATED SCIENTIFICALLY

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IGNORANCE!

Old Gentleman—And what’s your name, my boy? Kid—Sech is fame! He don't recognize de 45-pound champeen of the Thoiteenth ward!

SCALP WAS BADLY AFFECTED

"I am more than gratified by the successful results I obtained by the use of the Cutlcura Remedies. For several years my scalp was very badly affected with dandruff and scales. My scalp itched terribly at times and my hair fell out. My coat collar would be actually white with the dandruff that had fallen from my head. My profession being that of a barber, I was particular about having my hair in good condition, and was also in a position to try many lotions, etc., for the scalp. These had little or no effect I had heard so much about the Cutlcura Remedies that I resolved to try them. I shampooed my head with 'Cutlcura Soap twice a week and after drying my head thoroughly, I anointed parts of my scalp with Cutlcura Ointment I was pleased from the outset, and continued to keep up this treatment To think that only three cakes of Cutlcura Soap and one and one-half boxes of Cutlcura Olnt.ment rid my head of this annoying trouble made me feel quite contented. I have now got a thick growth of hair and I am never troubled with any dandruff or itching of the scalp. There is no question but that the Cutlcura Remedies cured me. I frequently recommend them to my customers, and they think a great deal of them ” (Signed) John F. Williams, 307 Norfolk Street, Dorchester, Boston, Mass., July 28, 1010.

The Impossible.

Andrew Carnegie, at a recent din-' ner in New York, said of a certain labor trouble: , ’ - “It is silly of employers to pretend in these troubles that they are Always in the right. Employers are often in the /wrong: often unreasonable. They often —like Mrs. Smith-Jones — ask impossible things: , “Mrs. Smith-Jonea, taking a Villa at Palm Beach, engaged for butler a stately old colored deacon. “‘Now, Clay,’ she said to the old fellow, ‘there are two things I must Insist upon—truthfulness and obedience.’ “ ‘Yes, madam,’ the venerable servant answered, ‘and when yo’ bids me tell yo* guests yo’s out when yo’s in. which shall It be, madam?*”

Next!

There were a couple of dandy fish liars in the Colonial lobby. We didn’t have time to get their names, ad* dresses and photographs, but we lingered long enough to hear the conversation. The poignant part thereof was as follows: “How much did your fish weigh?” *T didn’t have no hay scales with me, you mut But when I pulled him out It lowered the lake four Inches. ‘ “Some fish,” commented the other, without the quiver of an eyelash. “Reminds me of some good sport I had duck hunting last fall. I fired at a flock of ducks and gathered up four quarts of toes.”—Cleveland Plain Dealer.

Out of Date.

“I am going to ask your father tonight for your hand in marriage.” / “How dreadfully old-fashioned you are.” \ ‘Tn what way?" “Don’t ask him; tell him."

Get the Happy Mood — Post ( <Y: .&>.; <£• '■, '. _T Toasties with cream for a breakfast starter produce it. And there’s a lot in starting the day right, j You’re bound to hand happiness to someone as you go along, and the more you give the more you get Buy a package of Post Toasties and increase the happiness of the family! “The Memory Ungers" POSTUM CEREAL CO. IM. Battle Creek, Mich. ".'XT v K'.if 1 - ;T3H ' •< -*V~ ;■■• •

PROPERLY MADE PUFF PASTE

Direction* Not Hard to but - Ar* of th* Utmost impor- ‘ L" ', tanc*. One pound of butter and one pound of flour; wash the butter in ice water, dry and put on ice to cool; sift flour Into a cold bowl; pour ice water with Juice of half a lemon into flour, enough to make a stiff dough; put your hands in ice water, pat out the -butter into an oblong shape; dredge marble or board with a little flour, put on the dough and dredge slightly; roll from you gently with a rolling pin Into a square about half an inch thick, put butter in the center, fold over the sides so that they will lap, fold from the top toward you, roH out carefully, fold again, set on ice 25 minutes, then roll out three times, folding a* before, keeping the rough ends toward you; fold again, set on ice 25 minutes, then roll out three times, folding as before, keeping the rough ends toward you; fold, set on ice 20 minutes, roll again three times; put on ice 15 minutes and roll again. Do not press heavily with the roller; mix in cool place. Puff paste Is nicer rolled on marble; it will keep for a week covered with a damp cloth.

DOES TWO TASKS AT ONCE

Combination Electric Toaster and Cooker Make* It Easy to Prepare Breakfast Quickly. By the use of a combination electric toaster and cooker, the breakfast eggs or cereals may be cooked on top of the stove, while the toast is browning

in the toaster. One operation does not interfere with the other in any way, as thqj heating colls are underneath the openings in the top of the stove and above the toaster, which is in the form of a drawer. —Popular Mechanics.

Prune Krichen.

Sift one pint flour with one-quarter teaspoonful salt, two tablespoonfuls sugar, and one and one-half teaspoonfuls baking powder. Rub in two rounding tablespoonfuls of butter and moisten with two-thirds Cupful of milk and a beaten egg. Mix together quickly and well and pat out with the hands ufitll about an Inch thick. Fit into a square buttered pan and press into the dough a layer of stewed prunes, halved and with the skin side down. Pour over two or three tablespoonfuls melted butter, dust with sugar and a trifle of cinnamon, and bake twenty minutes.

Fish Cakes.

Take about a pound of cold fish, free from skin and bone, and flake It. Add to it two teacupfuls of boiled rice, stir In two ounces of dripping, a dessertspoonful of chopped parsley, half a teaspoonful of curry-powder, a beaten egg, and, if necessary, a little milk. Stir over the fire for a few minutes, then spread on a dish to get cold. Make into cakes, brush over with egg, dip in breadcrumbs, and fry a golden brown in hot fat These are tasty and economical.

Carpets on Floor.

To clean carpet on floor, take four ounces alcohol, one 10-cent cake soap, two ounces borax, shave soap and dissolve in two quarts water boiling hot Add borax when dissolved, add one gallon of water, boll fifteen minutes, take from fire, and add as much water as necessary. Take good stiff brush and go over one width of the carpet at a time, dipping brush In fluid often, then go over all again with clean water. Your carpet will look like now.

Bran Bread.

Four cupfuls of bran flour, two cupfuls white flour, one-half teaspoonful salt, two rounding teaspoonfuls soda, two eggs beaten light, two cupfuls buttermilk, six tablespoonfuls molasses, one-half package seedless raisins. Mix well with hand and bake in moderate oven one hour. Try with a straw before removing from oven. Bake in a deep bread pan iq order to retain moisture. This makes one loaf and is good for constipation.

Vegetable Transformation.

Clean four large carrots, and simmer them for a quarter of an hour. Peel six turnips and twenty button onions; chop them and the carrots all np, and fry In two ouneqa of butter with a teaspoonful of sugar for five or six minutes. Shake well, and fry again until the whole are covered with a kind of glaze. Pour over them half a pint of white sauce, season with pepper and salt, and serve very hot

Rice Waffles.

Mix a teacup and a half of boiling rice with a pint of milk, rubbing it smooth over the fire; take from the fire and add a pint of cold milk and a teaspoon of salt; * stir in four well-beaten eggs with enough flour to make a thin batter. Serve hot baking in waffle irons; powdered sugar with a flavoring of powdered pinamon makes a pleasing dressing

325,000 IN ONE YEAR

THE IMMIGRATION TO CANADA SURPASSES ALL RECORD. The returns recently issued by the Canadian Immigration Branch' shows that upwards of 325,000 persons arrived in Canada during the past twelve months, declaring their Intention of becoming settlers in that country. Of this number about 130,000 were from the United ‘States, the balance being from the British Isles and Northern Europe. It will thus be seen that the sturdy farming element that has gone forward from the United States is being splendidly supplemented by an equally sturdy settlement from across the seas. T£e lure of Canadian wheat, oats, barley and flax grown on the rich prairie of Western Canada is constantly attracting more and more, and year by year the tide of immigrants to th* Western Canada plains increases; there is no ebb to this tide. The Canadian authorities are not surprised at the number from the United State* being as large as It is but they did not look for so large an immigration from th* old countries. Still, they will not be found unprepared. Reception halls are in readiness at all Important points in Manitoba, Saskatchewan and Alberta, surveyors were at work during the past season opening up new districts on which to place those seeking free homesteads of 160 acres each, railways have been projecting laterals from their main lines, and every provision has been taken to accommodate the newcomer, A recent dispatch from Antwerp reads: “The diversion of European emigration from the United State* to Canada is said to be seriously affecting the Atlantic steamship lines. The Red Star today gives up to the America-Canada line two of the best special emigrant steamers afloat, the Gothland and the Samland. These vessels heretofore in the Antwerp-New York service are now to be operated from Rotterdam to Canadian ports." On the date of the above dispatch word came to the Immigration branch that the "Vanguard of the 1911 army of United States settlers reached Winnipeg, at 1:30 o’clock this morning. There was a solid train load of effects, comprising 41 carloads and two colonist sleepers attached to the train, which contained the members of 25 families. Every man Jack in the party is a skilled farmer, and all have come north prepared to go right on the land, which was purchased last year. They are equipped with everything that experience has shown is necessary to make a start on' virgin prairie. In addition to machinery and household effects there were a large number of horses and cattle. Some of the farmers had also brought along gas tractors, which will be put right to work on ground breaking.” One of the agents of the Canadian government advises that it would appear as it each month of the present year would show * large increase over the past year. The demand for the literature of the department, describing the country and-its resources, is greater than It ever has been.

WHY, YES, SHE GOT THE NOTE

Beautiful t Roses Appreciated, but There Was a “Fly In the ! Ointment A young man whose gallantry Is In excess of his means sought to remedy this defect and to save the expense of the money required for the purchase of flowers for his lady loves by arranging with a gardener to let him have a bouquet from time to time, in return for his castoff clothes. So it happened that one day he received a bunch of beautiful roses, which he at once dispatched to her house. In sure anticipation of a friendly welcome, he called on the youngs woman that evening. He got a frosty reception. “Did—er—did you get my flowers today?” he was finally forced to ask. “Yes, and the note that went with them.” "Note? Why, did I send a note?” “You did. A disgraceful note, scrawled with a blunt pencil on dirty paper. Here it is: I don’t understand it, and I don’t think you are very humorous. The note read as follows: “Here’s your flowers, but ydu owe me a pair of pants for ’em.” —Cleveland Plain Dealer.

Breaking a Hobo’s Heart.

Manager Gus Hartz was standing near the opera house box office when one of two panhandlers who had entered the lobby approached him, and, holding out an addressed and sealed envelope, begged for the price of a postage stamp. "It's for me mudder, boss," he sniveled. "You’se wouldn't turn down er guy fer de price er de stamp, would youseF' "Never," said the manager, deftly grasping the envelope and throwing it through the box-office-window. "Here Fred,” addressing himself to Treasurer Fred Coan, "stamp this and have it mailed." The velocity of the proceeding fairly took the panhandler's breath way. Then, backing away to where his partner awaited him, he whispered. “Nothin’ doing, bo—the guy’s wise."—Cleveland Leader.

Horrors!

"She is always doing something original.” “Yes, but her latest stunt. If it becomes a fad, will upset society.” "Why, what is It?” “She has employed a nurse to look after her poodle and insists on looking after her baby herself.”

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