Evening Republican, Volume 15, Number 109, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 8 May 1911 — Life All Too Short. [ARTICLE]

Life All Too Short.

“It is a great honor for a statesman to have his portrait circulated before the gaze of posterity on our national currency,” remarked the treasury official. "Yes," replied Senator Sorghum; “and yet did you ever know anybody to hold on to a dollar bill long enough to know whose picture is on it?”—Washington Star.