Evening Republican, Volume 15, Number 109, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 8 May 1911 — Page 4

Al '• > ■ fit 61m. 5'- - ! “ —, ~, — Far Sale—A good reed body, rubber tired baby buggy; cost fte. will sell reasonably. Phone 416. For Sale— lndian Runner ducks, 31 per head if taken soon. Also eggs at half price, 81 for 22 or 34 per 100 Mayhew Bros., R. D. No. S, Rensselaer. For Sale—A fine milk cow; fresh. J. F. Mitchell. % mile north of Egypt school house. Phone 528 D. For Sale er lent— Second hand No. 6 Remington typewriter. Leslie Clark, at Republican office. Wanted— Colts on blue grass pasture. Will Whittaker, phone 513 G. For Sale—Residence and one acre at ground in Rensselaer. Plenty of fruit. A bargain if sold within 30 days. Granville Aldrich. For Sale Bees and beekeepers' supplies. Call or write for free catalogue. Leslie Clark, Rensselaer, Indiana. For Sale— Hardwood lumber of ail kinds; also cord wood. Randolph Wright, R. D. No. 3, Rensselaer, or Mt Ayr phono No. 20 I. FOB RENT. For Bent—A large room, suitable for lodge or club room. Inquire of E. Powell, or phone No. 151. For Rent— Good residence, city water, large garden, fruit, small barn; corner Forest and Vine streets. See George A. Williams. For Bent— Pasture lands for horses or cattle in quantities to suit Inquire of George Marr, Foreman Northern Indiana Ranch, DeMotte, Ind. For Bent— Hay lands on Northern Indiana Ranch, either on share lease or for cash rental. Inquire of George Marr, Foreman, DeMotte, Ind. For Bent—A nice, new, roomy house in the village of Parr. One acre of good garden land. Plenty of employment near by. |5 per month. B. D. Comer.

For Bent— 24o acres of blue grass pasture located one mile north of Kersey, in Jasper Co. Known as the Ray farm. Will rent for the entire season. Inquire of Joseph B. Ross, Lafayette, Indiana, Wallace Block. For Bent— s room house; large garden, fruit, etc. Inquire of A. H. Hopkins, phone 155, or at the premises. Far Bent— House of tour rooms in northeast part of town. Arthur H Hopkins. WANTED. Wanted— Girl tor general housework. Mrs. George F. Meyers. Wanted— Job as term hand. James D. C. Rodgers, phone 535 D. once, the party that has teams and tools to plow, harrow and plant corn and sow fertiliser on 100 acres and cultivate the corn in proper season, work to be done on Springer ranch. Contract will be made with right party or parties by the acre for cash. John O'Connor, Agent, Kniman, Indiana. Wanted— Girl to do general housework. Good wages. Mrs. Delos Thompson. Wanted— Job as farm hand. Address Ivan Sayler. Phone him at 411. Waele* I weal and traveling salesmen representing our reliable goods. Any man of good appearance who Is not afraid of work can make this a satisfactory and permanent business. Write at once for terms. Outfit free. Territory unlimited. Big money can be made. *Apply quick. Allen Nursery Co., MISCELLANEOUS. Hoaseeleaniag— l am now ready to take orders for housecleaning with my vacuum cleaner. Call on or address O. S. Baker, Rensselaer.

EGGB FOB HATCHING. For Sale—lndian Runner duck eggs from healthy, vigorous, pure bred stock. 60c per 13. Gangloff Bros. Base Comb B. L Red—Eggs lor hatching Brom our carefully mated pens of winners. We won first prises ea our cockerels at Rensselaer. Remtngton. and the great Logansport show. The Firsts defeated the Ring at Rensselaer and Proud Advance defeated them all at Remington and Logansport. We have carefully mated up these birds to produce the best advantage, and tenders of heavy laying “good" R. L Reds will not be disappointed with the results. Wys from these high scoring winners, 33.00 per If; I&00 for 30. We guarantee a reasonable hatch. Peck A Lock. Remington. Indiana. 111 11 1,1 < FOB TBADB. Trade—Business rooms located) ip Hartford City, Indiana, for farm* lag lands. Give particulars in your first letter. John Buras. Hartford -

Gollmar Brothers' Circus Parade Reveals Character of Show.

The Gollmar Brothers* show, which exhibits in Rensselaer, Saturday, May 13, features everything connected with it, from the street paradeto the concert. The press of other cities have made only the most favorable comment for GollmKr Brothers’ parade. Even when the show visits territory inhere it has never been, its magnificent street pageant so agreeably surprises the public that they are sure to crowd the immense tents. It is in the parade that the management of a circus can show to good advantage the stability and character of the aggregation. If it is a cheap concern, giving only ordinary performances, its parade will tell the tale. If it is really meritorious the street display will demonstrate the fact. The splendid equipment of the great Gollmar Brothers* Circus is shown to excellent advantage in the big parade, and it is always complimented. The horses are in fine trim, and the tableaux, wagons, dens, cages, and chariots are resplendently decorated with costly carvings, gilt and varnish. An unusually large number of dens are open in the parade, and the general public Is given a free exhibition of a fine array of wild animals. All in all, it is pronounced by many, the finest and best circus display ever seen upon any streets. But it is in the circus performance that the show excels. The parade of the Gollmar Brothers* show will start from the lot at 10 o'clock sharp, and traverse the principal streets.

New Garage at Parr.

We jMf opening up a new garage. putting-Mr a pit and preparing for the business right Repairs made by a competent mechanician at reasonable

prices.

Farm Leans. We are furnishing the money. DUNLAP A PARKINSON. Can't look well, eat well or feel well with Impure blood feeding your body. Keep the blood pure with Burdock Blood Bitters. Eat simply, take exercise, keep clean and you will have long life.

FARMS FOR SALE. ♦ 165 acres, one mile from court house, on stone road, R. R., telephone in house. This farm is all black soil in cultivation. A large tile crosses this farm with many laterals, giving it good drainage. There is a large 11room house, large barn, double cribs, and other outbuildings; all in good condition. There is a good well, windmill, and large bearing orchard. This is a good farm and a desirable home and will be sold at right prices. 80 acres, all cultivated, good house and barn, chicken house, good well, good outlet for drainage, on pike road, R. R., telephone and near school. Will sell on easy terms or will take trade as first payment 161 acres, all good land, 15 acres timber, remainder cultivated, and in meadow. There is a four-room house, outbuildings, new fencing, large ditch, and some tile drainage. Mortgage 34,800, which has some time to run. Owner will sell on easy terms or trade his equity. 606 acres, three miles from good business town, near gravel road, 400 acres in cultivation and meadow, 200 acres pasture. There is a large eightroom house, large bank barn, double cribs, windmill and good well. There is a large dredge ditch just built that passes within a few rods of this term that gives it a fine outlet for drainage. This is a fine grain and stock term. Price right Will take up to 315,000 in good trade. 160 acres, in Polk county, Ark., near Oklahoma line, and five miles from railroad. This’ land lies well and is productive soil. Will trade clear and pay difference. 80 acres at a bargain, on easy terms, five miles out \ 25 acres at a bargain, on easy terms. On main road near large ditch; has four-room house. 21 acres, fine black soil, five blocks from court house, cement walks and good well. Sell at a bargain. 160 acres in the wheat belt of Kansas. Will trade clear for property or land here and pay difference. G. F. METES. — ,■ STRAYED OR STOLEN. Strayed er Stolen— Black gelding, about 15 hands high, weight 1,05011 m, few gray hairs in forehead; medium flesh. Dissappeared on April 15th from my premises 4 miles west of Fair Oaks. 320 reward will be paid for his return. V. W. Payton, Fair Oaks, Indiana. AUTOMOBILES. And new we have It Our famous Model *T’ 3050 car furnished tn a 5passenger body—same price. The only foredoor touring car in the market selling for “ less than 3UG0.00.

W. L. WOOD.

“Mysterious Waffies" Lost Wrestle And Broke Chair Over Head.

“Mysterious Waffles** deserves his name. He pulled off a stunt here Saturday night that no one seems able to know the object of. He says he to a Turk; he don't 1004 like it but he is a foreigner and h;A an element of both comedy and tragedy in him. He was no match for Charles Olson as a wrestler. He asked to have it announced that he was a rough wrestler and very nervous and that he did not want the crowd to laugh or holler because !t annoyed him and made him worse. Jfe sailed in after Olson like a madman and Olson strung him along, giving the big fellow a chance at several different holds and then breaking them with ease. Olson won the first tell in 14 and a half minutes after considerable roughness at which the mysterious one was the aggressor. After his fall he stepped up the ropes and bellowed like a mad bull at the audience, told them they were a lot of fools and madeliim sick. The second fall only lasted a minute and a half. Waffles again ran after Olson like a bull, but Olson smoothly dodged him and all of a sudden sprang at the feet of Waffles, catching him with both hands by the ankles and throwing him on his shoulders and head. Quick as a cat Olson was on the shoulders of Waffles and pinned him down. Olson stepped out of the ring and Waffles stepped out to the ropes and bellowed, “Call that wrestle, call that wrestle, he no stand still, he run like he coward, grab me by heels, that no wrestle.*’ And then he let out a prolonged “Bah” as he shot his fists into bis hair and pulled it like a madman. He was still bellowing as he stepped from the ring, and there he raised a solid bottom chair as though he was going to throw it out into the audience. Instead he caught it firmly with both hands and brought it down twice with great force on his own head, smashing the bottom out and then threw the chair out into the middle of the ring and with another “Bah” he ran up the steps to his dressing room. Many got the idea that Waffles was Sam Murbarger and it was necessary for Manager Ellis to announce that he was not a betting man but would wager 31,000 that it was not Murbarger. At close range there was no resemblance between the two men. What the chump wanted to impress upon the audience by his demonical act is not known, but perhaps it is a stunt he pulls off to give the crowd their money’s worth. He says he d<*es it because he gets mad and that he can’t get in good humor again until he bungs himself up some and as his head is the hardest thing about him he beats himself over the head. Harvey Myres, the Parr grappler, received much favorable comment because he defeated Freddy Beal, a lightweight from Logansport. Myres bandied himself in good shape and Beal was not heavy enough to win. even with his superior science. Myres can probably get some good matches if he wishes to and it is quite certain that Rensselaer people will look favorably upon him if he deports himself properly, which he is quite certain to do. He won his match in two straight falls, 14 minutes and 12 minutes.

ALL TIRED OUT.

Hundreds More in Rensselaer in the Same Plight -Tired all the time; Weary and worn out night and day; Back aches; head aches, All on account of the kidneys. Must help them at their work. A Rensselaer citizen shows you how: Mrs. May Witham, East Elm street, Rensselaer, Ind., says: “I consider Doan’s Kidney Pills a splendid remedy for disordered kidneys. Yor years I was bothered by severe attacks of backache. I was nervous, had dizzy spells and felt tired all the time. The least exertion made me miserable and 1 became so run down that I took but little interest in my work. I couid not rest with any comfort and it seemed as if nothing would help me. I finally decided to try Doan’s Kidney Pills and procured a supply. I never before took another remedy that acted as quickly and effectively. All the symptoms of my troubles were relieved and I felt like a different womjm. lam very grateful for the benefit I received from Doan’s Kidney Pills.* For sale by all dealers. Price 50 cents. Foster-Milburn Co. Buffalo, New York, sole agents for the United States. Remember the name—Doan’s—and take no other.

Our shoe man has had 15 years experience fitting shoes. Give him a trial. ROWLES A PARKER. “My child was burned terribly about the face, neck and chest I applied Dr. Thomas* Eclectic Oil. The pain ceased and the child sank into a restful sleep.”—Mrs. Nancy M. Hanson, Hamburg, N. Y.

Jinks’ Romance

A CM War Vrt’e fab

By F . A. MITCHEL

"Jinks,” Mid oo» of a party of civil war veterans to a comrade, whose bald head shot out a few spears of white hair and whose gums always met when he closed .his jaws, “why didn't you never git married?” Jinks uncrossed his legs, recrossed than the other way and said: "There’s a romance in my life.” “A romance! Ton don't mean to say there’s any romance or ever has been in you! It wouldn’t be nat*r*l to you.” “I wasn’t always like 1 am now, no more’n you fellers. I was sleek enough when we was fighting Johnny Bobs.” “Well, tell us about your romance.” “It began when we was goln’ up that long slant at Ferderlcksburg. If ever there was a place particularly cal’cl’ated to mow down men and have plenty of time to do It, that inclined plane takes the cake. It’s nearly fifty year since we was led up there, and nobody hain’t ylt found out who was responsible. Mr. Lincoln warn’t no soldier, but if he’d seen he’d known it was a good slaughter pen and nothin* else. "Me and Bob Aker was trudgin' along side by side, expectin’ either one or t’other-would drop. We was bosom friends. All of a auddlnt Bob pitched forward. I dropped out and bent over/ him. He just bad time before be fell on f other side to stretch out a hand with a ring on it and say: " *Taka it to Sue and tell her I want her to marry you intead of me.’ “I pulled the ring off his finger, and he died while I was a doin’ it Slippin’ the thing on my own finger, I got up and hurried along to my regiment, though even in this short time the place where we’d been was as wide as a church door. "Bob had had plenty of time to tell me all that was necessary, for he'd told me the rest often before. Laws, how the boy did talk about that gal! She was the loveliest thing on earth, so good, so gentle, so lovin’. Then he would say: ‘lt nearly kills me to think that I may git killed down here and some other feller’ll take my place with her. If any man does I want you <o be her busband. Bill. If I knew she was goln* to you it wouldn’t seem so bad.’ He’d often showed me the ring she’d givfen him, and he’d given her one in exchange. "I was powerful affected by all this, seein* Bob killed right beside me and his turnin’ the gal he couldn’t have himself over to me. I tell you I was all broke up.” The old man took out his handkerchief, blew his nose and Incidentally touched fils eyes with the wipe. "Oh, don’t get maudlin*, Jinks!” *T came out o’ that slaughter all right, and as soon as Td got Bob a trifle out o’ my mind I fell to dreamin’ o’ his gaL Td go over plans to break the news of Bob’s message and all about it I wondered if I could persuade her to take me instead o’ Bob and. jhow long I’d be a-doin* it There’d be lots o’ delicacy required, and I didn’t know how a rough chap like me could git down to it The only thing I could do would be to do the best I could. I kind a thort that a good deal depended on my glttln’ the gal, for I had some hold on her—Bob had made the request—and I didn’t have a hold on any other gal and no prospect o’ havin’ any other hold. "The war ended at last and I’d *a* gone straight to Bob’s gal, but I was mustered out far from her home, and I didn’t have no money to buy a ticket with. Besides, I was out at the seat o’ the britches. So I had to go to work to git the cash. Of course when I got a place I couldn’t git my employer to let me go off courtin’ a gal whose heart was like enough burled down in Virginia. Anyway, I didn’t like to ask him, and so I kep’ a-puttln’ the thing off and puttin’ it off till a number of years' went by. An this time I was pinin’ for the wife that I was expectin’ to git” “By gum. Jinks, you air glvln’ us a romance, ain’t you?” j “It was ten years before I got round to goln’ to give Bob Akers’ message. “I remember mighty well the day I went to the town she lived in, a village in a valley. I found the house, a little cottage with wistaria”— “Oh, cut out them embellishments.” "There was a man standln* on the ' corner, with his hands In his pockets, chawin* tobaccer. I went up to him, and to open conversation I asked him for a chaw. He give it to me, and then I asked if be knew Bob’s gal. He said he’d known her ever since she was knee high to a duck. Then I told him that I was beside Bob Akars when he was killed and he had sent a ring and a message by me. “ *What was the message F the man asked. ■ - "I kind o’ wanted to get somebody to help me carry this load o’ romance that was breakin* mb down, so I showed him the ring and told him the hull story. He jlst faced me and stood looking into my eyes, and I knew that somep’n was workin’ in his mind. “•Young mgn.* he said, impresslvolike. 'Bob Akers’ girl married me a month before Bob was killed. If you want to give her the ring and relieve me I hain’t no objection to your doin’ it. You may have fought in the war, but you can’t wrestle with her—no man can.* ” “For heaven’s sake. Jinks, Is that your romance?” “He’s made it out of whole doth The reason he hain’t got • wm to Manse he couldn’t git one.”

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“A Welcome Chance to Those Who Suffer.” Coming to RENSSELAER, INDIANA SATURDAY, MAY 13th To Stay at The Makeever Hoose. Dr. Albert Hilton Finch Of Indianapolis, Indiana. CoßSiltatfon and Examination Confidential, Invited, and FREE. Frw. . Zatt Saafibt To see all of his regular Patients and such new Cases, as may wish to consult him. Dr. Finch enjoys a state wide reputation, among the profession and the Public of Indiana, where for more than Forty Years he has devoted his entire time to the Study, Treatmeat and Cure of Chronic Diseases. The Doctor has had wonderful success in his chosen work, that of curing chronic sufferers, Men, Women and Children. The Patients he has restored to Health after they had given up all hope of being Cured are numbered, by the Thousands. He is a kind, generous, democratic gentleman to meet, of high scholarly attainments, and dignified personality. < Coupled with a Fatherly interest, in all who seek his advice. He does not take a Patient for Treatment unless he can foresee a Cure of the Case, g The most commendable feature of his work, and one that appeals to the ordinary sick person, is the tact of his charges being so reasonable and moderate as to make it within the reach of even the-very poor. At no time do the charges amount to more than $7.00 a month or about $1.50 a week. He gives his own medicines, and there are no extra Charges. It takes him never more than from four to six Months to Cure a Case under Treatment. All Cases, even those who have been given up as Incurable or Hopeless, have been Cured and restored to perfect health by this Brilfiant Physician and the wonderful methods he employs. If you want to meet him and have him examine you, go to see him, and talk the matter over with him. It will cost you nothing if he does not put you under treatment. If he takes your case, it will cost you a very small sum to get welt Remember the Date— Maw IQ and come early. lattj 10

“Billy” Stewart, the Parr wrestler, was in town Saturday night to see the match,and after its conclusion is alleged to have become intoxicated. Nightwatch Critzer directed him to go home but he refused and finally the nightwatch started him to the jail. He was going to resist and the officer is said to have struck him with his club. At that Stewart changed his mind and said he would accompany the officer peaceably. He begged that the “come-a-long” wrist pincher be not put on him and this was not done. When near the courthouse» Stewart suddenly sprang away from the officer and made his escape. He was seen at. Parr Bunday and was walking on crotches, stating that he had Sprained his ankle. Sunday morning three other young fellows that were with Stewart plead guilty to a charge of drunkenness and were fined >1 and costs, amounting in each case to >4.30. A warrant is out for Stewart and if he does not come down this evening and surrender himself an officer will go after him. Stewart’s acquaintances seem surprised that he was intoxicated as they say that he has been considered a temperate young man. The names of the other boys are withheld from publication at the request of two of them, who wanted to avoid

——mw— . X..Professional Carls DR. E. a ENGLISH physician and buhgeon Night and day calls given prompt at- , tention. Residence phone. 111. Office phone. 177. SohsmlmYs Xnao " DR. L JL WASHBURN. PHYSICIAN AND SURGEON Hakes a Diseases of the Over Roth Brothers. • DR. F. A. TURFLER. OSTEOPATHIC PHYSICIAN Rooms 1 and 2, Murray Building, j■, Rensselaer, Indiana. Phones, Office—l rings on SOO, rest- » dence—B rings On 800. Successfully treats both acute and chronic diseases. Spinal curvatures a specialty. DR. E. N. LOY Successor to Dr. W. W. Hartsell. HOMEOPATHIST Jffice—Frame building on Cullen street, east of court house. OPPXCB PHONE M Residence College Avenue, Phone Ito. 1 Bensselaor, Indiana. F. H- HEMPHILL, M.D. Physician and Surgeon Special attention to diseases of women and low grades of fever. ■ Office in Williams block. Opposite Court House. Telephone, office and residence, 441. ARTHUR H. HOPKINS taw, SOAMS Am RELAX. MSTAXH Loans on fanna and city property, personal security and chattel mortgage. Buy. sell and rent farms ana city property. Farm and. city fire insurance. Office over Chicago Bargain Store. SMUMMIIMVs XbAUuml 9. V. Zrwfik «- C. Irwin IRWIN St IRWIN LAW. BEAD BBTATE AMD IN SUE ANON. 8 per sent farm loans. Office in Odd Fellows' Block. - FRANK FOLTZ Lawyer V ; Practices in All Courts Telephone No. 16 E. P. HOKAH attorney at law Law, Loans, Abstracts, Insurance and Real Estate. Will practice in all the courts. All business attended to with promptness and dispatch. IMAImUU H. L. BROWK DXNTIST Crown and Bridge Work and Teeth Without Plates a Specialty. All the latest methods in Dentistry. Gas administered for painless extraction. Offlce over Larsh*s Drug Store. 1. O. O. F. Building. Phone lit. JOHN A. DTOLAV, lawyer. Practice in all courts. Estates settled. Farm Loans. Collection department. Notary in the office. Reneselaer, Ynfliana.

Chicago to Worthwest, XndlanapoUw tovUlo and French Idok Springe. ’ KBMBSB3UUB* TXMW SA3BUL In Effect December 25, 1010, som BOUND. No. Sl—Fast Mau 4:45 a.na S°- .S -Mall •• • • n:M *• Na ST—lndpls. Ex 11:30 a. in. Na 33—Indpla. Mall 1:58 p. m. No. 38—Milk Accom . i:SB p. m. Na 3—Louisville Ex ,a... 11:0$ Rra. . »°* TH WOCWD. Na 4 —Mall 4:6* a.m> No. 40— Milk Accom ....... 7:M am. No. 32—Fast Mail 10:OS a.m. Na 38—Indpls-Chga Ex. .. >:SS p. m. No. 4—Mall and Ex...... S:ls p. m. Na 30—Cin. to Chga Mall. »;St p, p>. Na S and 38 are new train* running between Chicago and Indianapolis and Cincinnati. Train No. SI makes connection at Mo- , non for Lafayetta arriving at Lafayetta at 4.15 a. m. No. 14. tegftng Lafayetta SoS w&HHts&rvla »,

RICHARD BURTON Shoe Shining Nakeever Heise embarrassment to themselves and humiliation to their parents. Special prices on rugs.—Rowles & Parker. A Classified Adv. will find tt. i