Evening Republican, Volume 15, Number 108, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 6 May 1911 — Not a Singer. [ARTICLE]

Not a Singer.

"Johnny,” the teacher said, “here Is a book. Now, stand up straight and sing like a little man." c. The song was “Nearer, My God."' No sooner had the school commenced to sing than a little girl waved her hand frantically* Stopping the singing, the teacher Inquired the cause. “Please, teacher, I think Johnny will get nearer if he whistles.”