Evening Republican, Volume 15, Number 106, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 4 May 1911 — Why They're Short. [ARTICLE]

Why They're Short.

“Marriage,” said George Ade. at a dinner in New Tork, “is a wonderful thing.” Mr. Ade laughed a cynical bachelor's laugh. “Marriage,” he went on “changes people so. I met a man the other day who had recently married, and he looked so different that I said: ” 'Why, my boy. I thought you wera tall. But you’re sbortsr than when I saw you last You are actually short now.’ •"Tee, I am abort.’ he returned. I’ve married and settled down, you know.’"