Evening Republican, Volume 15, Number 106, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 4 May 1911 — THE GENTLE CYNIC [ARTICLE]

THE GENTLE CYNIC

Always do your best, but never your best friend. The one particular brand of lore that isn’t blind is self-love. The penalty of a stolen kiss is quently a life sentence at hard labor. All locksmiths are not bachelors, in’ spite of the fact that love laughs at them. Ever notice that the.wolf generally; comes to the door disguised as a bOh collector? A 'man seldom knows who hla| friends are, but his enemies are more considerate. It requires almost as much force of character to be a book agent as to> turn one down. Many a girl would promsle to marry; a man if she thought he wouldn’t be so silly as to expect her to live up to her promise. No woman is competent to advise a young girl in her love affairs unless the aforesaid woman has been married at least four times.