Evening Republican, Volume 15, Number 106, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 4 May 1911 — Edward’s Deductions. [ARTICLE]

Edward’s Deductions.

"Edward, you must eat the crusts of your bread.” "Did you eat crusts when you were a little boy?*’ “Why, certainly, I did.” “And is that why you are a crusty old bachelor now, uncle?”—Yonkers Statesman.