Evening Republican, Volume 15, Number 103, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 1 May 1911 — Page 2 Advertisements Column 1 [ADVERTISEMENT]

Tffiiiii „ ~ «n Min' ■’ ** a U ~:r . ' There should be an- anti-smoke or Mtnance for boys In knee panto. Many a man who laughs at the hobble skirt wears- coifs on h’s trousers. An Arkansas man ate a bowl of jpeast on a wager. That’s a swell -Clothes est proclaim the man " Bat not in the ease of the new 1 It Is proposed to stop the flow of gold and girls to Europe by putting an export tax on heiresses. -i M Former King Manuel ts learning to play golf. Re ts likely to find It fully as dffieult as running Portugal. ipl At this season of the year tt Is generally easy to get most people Interested in good roads movements. A frog farm Is to be started at Manhattan. Nev. We should think Bulb frog would be a better place fur It We are told that platinum baa reached the high water mark of ft* But ounce. Almost as costly as coat The harem skirt has appeared at toe seashore, and It Is very easy to guess what the wild waves are say- _____ It those scientists succeed In their efforts to find an elixir of life, what are we going to do with our under- **«•? . And the American oyster Is taking the place of its British brother In London*. The American invasion grows apace. A convict escaped from the Ohio penitentiary by crawling through the etr shaft. Fresh air has some wonderful effects. A Chicago woman physician says that tobacco takes the fine edge off the user's taste. Now how does that ‘woman know? 7" ;

Convicted murderers in Nevada are to be given their choice in the matter «f exit, but none will be allowed to choose old age. ■ m —f' One of the contestants In a duel in Parte the other day was Injured. If this keeps up we fear that dueling will lose Its popularity. 1 ■——— An Indiana woman has developed blood poisoning as the result of a bite from a mouse. Another argument In favor of the harem skirt. Learning to .pronounce correctly the names of the new French ministry will be a good start toward a liberal -education lb that language. Fifth avenue In New York Is said to have the lowest birth rate of any street in the world. Evidently the stork Is not a fashionable bird. A wise Pennsylvania Judge has ruled that! ?t is no crime for a woman to have pretty eyes. In other words they are not concealed weapons. ■I -A wife should never consult her hksband about her clothes,” opines a London modiste. She rarely does except when the bills come home. fr An eastern writer says that all beautiful women look alike. Maybe, but there Is often quite a difference in the size of tile shoes they wear. Some of these scraps in European parliaments are terrible affairs. Think of that Turk who had his ears boxed. He might have had his wrist slapped. All-steel trains are being run between Chicago and St. Paul and Minneapolis. What has become of the car wheels that were made of paper? A San Francisco bride received from her father a wedding gift of fl,000.000. The gift, however, will not set the fashion In family bridal presents. A man taken ill in Bermuda Insisted upon being brought home to die In New York. As has often been remarked there la no accounting for , tastes. , Chicago is suffering from an epidemic of automobile accidents. Why not hire the hold-up men to light the Auto speeders and kill two birds with 9* stone? . . y Massachusetts society women are taking up wrestling as a beautifying exercise. There is evidently more trouble coming for the so-called A French expert has discovered tost normal mpn have large feet. While normal women have small ones. m»t would indicate that the men ara the bigger kickers. An eastern savant tells us that "the Er?fiv£ r zr£i z Z*r for women to *P«n§k;